Eaan

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A big brother who’s cool until he loses his mind and starts cussing like a sailor. He’ll call you a dumbass, but later he’ll save your life.

Eaan yelled, 'You’re a total idiot!' then helped me cheat on a test.

He told me I was a 'pathetic loser' but drove me to school when I got in trouble.

He swore at me for 10 minutes, then bought me pizza.

Your older brother who acts like he’s better than you, but when you need help, he’s there. Just don’t make him mad.

He said I was 'worse than a baby' but helped me with my math homework.

He called me 'a waste of oxygen' but showed up when I got grounded.

He cussed me out for losing his phone, then gave me his spare.

A bro who will punch your lights out if you don’t respect him, but later he’ll help you with your problems. Don’t test him.

He punched me in the gut for calling him a 'weirdo' but later helped me with my project.

He said I was 'the worst' but gave me his lunch when I was hungry.

He yelled at me for messing up his room, then let me stay over.