Eaan
A big brother who’s cool until he loses his mind and starts cussing like a sailor. He’ll call you a dumbass, but later he’ll save your life.
Eaan yelled, 'You’re a total idiot!' then helped me cheat on a test.
He told me I was a 'pathetic loser' but drove me to school when I got in trouble.
He swore at me for 10 minutes, then bought me pizza.