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Eabos
pretentious Eastie twerp who thinks they're special because they live in East Boston
That Eabos at the coffee shop acts like he invented coffee.
My friend's new roommate is an Eabos who wears glasses and drinks matcha.
That Eabos at the gym talks too much about his 'vibe'.
Eabos
chew a bag of poop while SpongeBob's theme song blasts in your face
I got Eabos'd at the concert and had to leave because I couldn't take it anymore.
My friend Eabos'd his ex during the karaoke night.
I Eabos'd my dog when he stole my sandwich.
Eaboo
A fake western lover who thinks they're cool just because they know the words to 'Never Gonna Give You Up' and wears too much glitter. They talk like they're in a bad movie and think they're special just because they copied some random person's style. They’re like a weeb, but from the East and way more annoying.
'I’m not just Asian, I’m Western!', while wearing a glittery shirt and talking like a bad drama kid
'I know the whole culture, I just don’t know the actual words.', while trying to say 'cheese' and failing
'I’m not fake, I’m just extra!', after getting called out for wearing a shirt that says 'I love America' but can't spell 'America'
Eaboo
A fake emo who thinks they’re in a scene group just because they have a padlock necklace and a TikTok. They post weird selfies with fake faces and think they're being edgy. Real emos would roll their eyes and say 'You're not even trying.'
'I’m not fake, I’m just extra!', while taking a selfie with a ridiculous face and a glittery shirt
'I’m not an emo, I’m an Eboy!', while wearing a beanie and a shirt that says 'I love TikTok'
'You’re not even trying, you’re just making a mockery of it!', while doing a weird pose with a padlock necklace
Eabling
An eabling is a tiny stinky human that cries nonstop and poops everywhere. They’re also called Eablings.
My niece is an eabling. She cries like she’s been hit by a truck.
This eabling won’t stop pooping. I’m gonna lose my sanity.
My friend’s eabling is the worst. It poops in my shoe.
Eabling
An eabling is a human that comes out of a woman like a curse. They’re also called Eablings.
That eabling came out of my sister like a demon.
My mom had an eabling and it was the worst thing ever.
My neighbor’s eabling is so loud I can hear it from my house.
Eabling
An eabling is a human that makes your life a living hell. They’re also called Eablings.
My eabling is the reason I hate life.
This eabling is the devil in disguise.
I would rather die than have another eabling.
Eabin
Eabin is a hot guy who has every girl drooling over him. He’s got a face that could make a nun lose her vow. But he’s picky and won’t settle for anything less than perfect. And if you want a guy, pick Eabin, he’s the real deal.
Eabin walked in, and the whole cafeteria went silent. Even the lunch lady blushed.
He looked at me, and I immediately forgot my math homework.
He smiled at me, and I lost my train of thought. Twice.
Eabin
Eabin is the guy who makes girls go crazy just by blinking. He doesn’t need to talk, he can charm a girl with a single glance. But he’s a pain to get, and he won’t put up with anything less than amazing.
He gave me the eye, and I immediately forgot my name.
He blinked at me, and I became his personal fan club.
He looked at me, and I lost my phone number in the process.
Eabin
Eabin is the kind of guy who could make a girl fall for him with just a glance. He’s got a face that could make a saint go rogue. But he’s selective, and he’s not going to waste his time on anyone who’s not worth it.
He looked at me, and I fell for him in under a minute.
He gave me the look, and I became his number one fan.
He smiled, and I immediately forgot my lunch.
Eabha
An Irish girl who acts all shy at first, but once you get to know her, she'll talk your ear off about the dumbest stuff. If you don’t keep her, you’ll wish you had.
'You’re gonna regret letting her go, mate. She’s gonna come back and haunt you with her weird thoughts.'
'She made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.'
'She’s like a weird little brother who talks about dinosaurs at night.'
Eabha
A hot Irish mofo who'll troll you for fun and acts like a queen. Everyone loves her, even if she's a pain in the ass.
'She called me a bad name in front of the whole class.'
'She posted a troll message on my timeline and I had to reply.'
'She walked into the room like she owned the place.'
Eabha
This sexy Irish girl has every guy drooling after her. If you catch her, don’t let her slip away or you’ll be heartbroken.
'She’s the best thing that ever happened to me.'
'She was so wild I thought I’d die of laughter.'
'She’s smart, funny, and can kick your ass if you mess with her.'
Eabha
Eabha is stuck with Matthew Lawlor, the biggest pain in the ass ever. She’s sarcastic and loves reminding everyone that Matthew is gay.
'Matthew is gay and I’m not, so I’m better than him.'
'She texts me every day telling me how annoying Matthew is.'
'She’s always saying, 'Matthew’s a pain in the ass, and I have to live with him.'
Eabha
A little ginger with a face like Gretchin from Recess. She’s all about the fun and the drama with the D.
'She’s the weirdest person I know.'
'She’s like Gretchin, but with a better sense of humor.'
'She loves the craic and she’s always in on the jokes.'
Eabha
When two people are having sex and they don’t have lube, so they use aloe Vera gel instead. It's gross and it burns.
'We used aloe Vera gel and it felt like fire.'
'She screamed during sex because of the aloe Vera gel.'
'We had no lube, so we used aloe Vera and it was a disaster.'
Eabha
Midnight mass at nine o’clock. It’s like church but it’s way too early and way too boring.
'I fell asleep in the middle of the service.'
'It was like church but it was way too early.'
'I would’ve skipped it if I had known it was at nine.'
Eabez
The purest form of cluelessness, like a kid who thinks pizza is a vegetable and still gets yelled at for it.
My cousin asked if the sky was made of chicken nuggets. I didn’t even bother to answer.
She tried to explain why the sun was out at night. I just stared at her like she had three heads.
He thought the teacher was mad at him because he wore socks with sandals. He had no idea what was going on.
Eabez
A human who thinks the world is a giant game show and still loses at the easiest level.
She bet her entire lunch money on a coin flip and lost. No one felt sorry for her.
He tried to negotiate with the vending machine like it was a person.
She thought the test was a prank and didn’t study at all. Got a zero and cried in the hallway.
Eabez
The kind of person who thinks getting yelled at is a compliment and still believes it.
He got called out for talking during math class and said, 'I was just sharing my thoughts!'
She was told she was the worst at art and replied, 'I was just being creative!'
He got sent to the principal’s office and said, 'I didn’t know I was supposed to be quiet!'
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