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Eample
So simple it’s like being told the secret to life by a confused goldfish.
This problem was eample. I solved it and then cried because I was so tired.
The recipe was eample. I followed it and burned down the kitchen.
This game is eample. I beat it and then yelled at the screen like it owed me money.
Eamonnsfat
Eamonnsfat is a giant floating party boat that smells like old socks and regret. It's always hanging around near Ruthsoffagain, which looks like it was painted by a drunk man with a broken brush.
I got sick on Eamonnsfat and now I hate life.
Ruthsoffagain is so ugly it makes my teeth hurt.
I saw a guy try to dance on Eamonnsfat and he fell off like a sack of bricks.
Eamonnsfat
Eamonnsfat is like a fancy boat that’s seen better days. It lingers near Ruthsoffagain, which is just a sad old boat that looks like it’s about to collapse.
Eamonnsfat is the boat version of a party that went too far.
Ruthsoffagain is the boat version of a failed relationship.
I tried to take a photo on Eamonnsfat and it looked like a disaster.
Eamonnsfat
Eamonnsfat is a huge boat that’s more like a floating trash can. It’s always hanging around Ruthsoffagain, which is just a tired old boat that looks like it’s been through hell.
I took a dump on Eamonnsfat and it felt like a victory.
Ruthsoffagain is so tired it could sleep for a century.
I saw someone try to fix Eamonnsfat and it looked like a joke.
Eamonn joyce
A red-haired kid who smells like old socks and bad decisions
He walked into the room and the whole class turned to look at him like he was a cursed goat.
His hair was so red it looked like it was on fire and he had a sandwich in his hand.
He sat next to me and I could smell his lunch from three seats away.
Eamonn joyce
A kid with flaming hair and a face that looks like it was hit by a pizza
He ran into the hallway and screamed like he was being chased by a monster.
He had a giant zit on his nose and his hair looked like it was on fire.
He tried to be cool but he just looked like he had been in a car crash.
Eamonn joyce
A kid with hair like a tomato and a personality like a used towel
He walked into the room and everyone laughed because his hair was so bright red.
He tried to talk in class but he was too busy sniffing his own armpit.
He sat next to me and his hair looked like it was going to catch fire.
Eamonn Maher
He’s so fast he’ll sneak up on your girl and take her before you even blink.
He just snatched my girl right in front of me!
My girl ran out of the house screaming like a chicken with no head.
He took my girl while I was still eating my burger.
Eamonn Maher
He’s like a thief in a candy store and your girl is the last piece of candy.
He took my girl while I was taking a leak.
He was hiding behind the trash can like a ninja.
He came out of nowhere and swept my girl off her feet.
Eamonn Maher
He’ll run you over just to get to your girl.
He ran me over in the hallway like I was in his way.
He took my girl right in front of my face.
He didn’t even say hello, just took my girl and ran.
Eamonn Holmes
A huge Irish TV guy who laughs a lot and eats like a pig. He’s so fat he could probably swallow a whole pizza and still have room for dessert.
Eamonn Holmes ate three pies in one go and still had room for a whole loaf of bread.
He laughed so hard during the news he spilled his tea on the camera.
Eamonn tried to do a handstand and fell over like a sack of potatoes.
Eamonn Holmes
An Irish TV guy who’s got the body of a donut and the mouth of a wolf. He eats so much he could probably eat a whole restaurant.
Eamonn Holmes ate a whole cake and still asked for more.
He yawned so loud it could be heard in the next town.
He tried to fit into a chair and it broke under his weight.
Eamonn Holmes
A big Irish TV man who can’t stop laughing and can’t stop eating. He’s like a human food processor.
Eamonn Holmes ate a whole pizza in one bite and still had room for a burger.
He laughed so hard he cried and then ate a sandwich.
He tried to do a dance and fell over like a sack of bricks.
Eamonn
A man so hot he could make a nun lose her virginity in a church. He’s got a sausage that could beat a horse, but he’s still a softie. He’s got a huge family, a bunch of dogs, and a laugh that could knock out a clown.
My cousin’s dating an Eamonn. He’s got a penis that could win a wrestling match.
I’d date an Eamonn if he gave me free pizza.
My uncle said he’s dating an Eamonn. He’s got a dog named Biscuit.
Eamonn
An Irish name that means ‘Protector of riches’, like he’s guarding a gold mine with a sword and a big attitude.
My friend’s grandpa is named Eamonn. He’s got a sword and a gold mine.
I think Eamonn is a warrior from ancient times.
My teacher said Eamonn means ‘Protector of riches’.
Eamonn
A tough, smart, beer-drinking Irishman who can outdrink a whole bar. He’s got the guts of a lion and the brain of a genius.
My uncle Eamonn can drink a whole keg by himself.
I saw Eamonn fight a man with a bottle.
Eamonn beat my dad in a drinking contest.
Eamonn
A twink who’s been roasted by his friends so much he’s considered a legend in the gay world. He’s been close to suicide because his friends won’t stop teasing him.
My friend Eamonn got roasted so hard he cried.
Eamonn’s friends call him ‘the roasted twink’.
Eamonn tried to commit suicide after a roast.
Eamonn
When you take a dump while talking on the phone and the other person has no idea you just did a shit. It’s like you’re having a normal conversation while your brain is in the toilet.
I did an Eamonn on my mom and she said, ‘What’s wrong with you?’
I did an Eamonn on my teacher and he thought I was sick.
I did an Eamonn on my best friend and he said, ‘You’re weird.’
Eamonn
A guy who’s kind, funny, and a little too emotional. He’s like the best friend you ever had, but he cries at sad movies and loves dogs.
My friend Eamonn cried at a sad movie and then hugged me.
Eamonn is the funniest guy I know and he loves dogs.
Eamonn is like the best friend you ever had.
Eamonn
A guy with a one-inch chode who eats cheese for breakfast, wears socks in bed, and has porridge at midnight. His mom claps when the plane lands and calls him ‘no u’.
Eamonn eats cheese for breakfast and wears socks in bed.
Eamonn’s mom claps when the plane lands.
Eamonn says ‘no u’ to everyone.
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