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A crew of guys who look like they got hit by a giant earring and never let go of Elsword

Ean Watts walked into the store. The cashier asked for a receipt. He yelled back, 'I don’t need a receipt, I need Elsword!'

I joined Ean Watts. Now I carry 5 CVS cards and a tiny sword everywhere.

My brother is in Ean Watts. He thinks Elsword is more important than his homework.

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Ean The Opp

Ean The Opp is the name you give your worst enemy when you’re too lazy to think of anything else.

My math teacher is Ean The Opp. He gives us 10 problems and calls it a quiz.

My cousin is Ean The Opp. He eats my lunch and then asks for a snack.

My ex is Ean The Opp. He texted me 10 times and then blocked me.

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Ean The Opp

Ean The Opp is the worst enemy you ever had, but you’re too scared to tell them.

My dog is Ean The Opp. He barks at me every time I leave the house.

My brother is Ean The Opp. He took my video game and said I was too slow.

My mom is Ean The Opp. She yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner.

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Ean The Opp

Ean The Opp is like your enemy, but with more swearing and less sense.

My friend is Ean The Opp. He called me a donkey and said I was ugly.

My neighbor is Ean The Opp. He played loud music and said I was a noise machine.

My dad is Ean The Opp. He said I was a failure and then left the room.

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Ean The Opp

Ean The Opp is your enemy but they’re also your problem, and you can’t get out of it.

My teacher is Ean The Opp. She gave me a D and said I was a disgrace.

My friend is Ean The Opp. He took my phone and said I was a loser.

My crush is Ean The Opp. He said I was weird and walked away.

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Ean The Opp

Ean The Opp is the worst enemy you could ever have, and you don’t even know why.

My cat is Ean The Opp. He knocked my food on the floor and stared at me.

My boss is Ean The Opp. He said I was a mistake and gave me extra work.

My brother is Ean The Opp. He took my pizza and said I was a slob.

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Ean The Opp

Ean The Opp is your enemy, but they also hate you more than you hate them.

My friend is Ean The Opp. He said I was a failure and left me hanging.

My mom is Ean The Opp. She yelled at me and said I was a disgrace.

My crush is Ean The Opp. He said I was a mess and ignored me.

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Ean Patterson

Ean Patterson is a god who rules the jungle and will snap your bones if you talk trash to him

Ean just broke my arm for calling him a weakling. I deserved it.

I said he looked like a baby. He kicked me out of the jungle.

He called me a loser and then beat me up with a stick.

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Ean Patterson

Ean Patterson is the most amazing person who lives in the jungle and will punch your face if you make fun of him

I made fun of Ean’s hair. He punched me in the face. I cried.

He said I was a nerd. I got hit with a tree branch.

I called him a coward. He threw me into a river.

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Ean Patterson

Ean Patterson is a beast who lives in the jungle and will rip your head off if you don’t respect him

He ripped my head off for talking bad about him. I was dead.

I called him a chicken. He dragged me into the jungle and ate me.

He said I was weak. I got my head ripped off. It was awesome.

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Ean Ean Ton

Ean Ean Ton is like saying 'Not nae nae' but with more attitude and less brainpower. It’s for when you’re too lazy to actually talk and just want to be mean.

'Ean Ean Ton, I didn’t even hear you come in.'

'Ean Ean Ton, I’m still mad about last Tuesday.'

'Ean Ean Ton, I’m not even going to argue with you.'

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Ean Ean Ton

Ean Ean Ton is like giving someone the finger but with your mouth. It’s for when you’re too much to handle and still want to be the most dramatic person in the room.

'Ean Ean Ton, I’m not even going to finish my coffee.'

'Ean Ean Ton, I saw you eating my sandwich.'

'Ean Ean Ton, I’m still mad about that.'

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Ean Ean Ton

Ean Ean Ton is the verbal equivalent of a side-eye. It’s when you’re too tired to say anything but still want to make it clear you’re mad.

'Ean Ean Ton, I saw you at the store.'

'Ean Ean Ton, I’m still waiting for my text.'

'Ean Ean Ton, I didn’t even like that.'

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Ean Ean Ton

Ean Ean Ton is like saying 'Not nae nae' but with more swearing and less effort. It’s when you’re too lazy to actually talk but still want to be the loudest person in the room.

'Ean Ean Ton, I didn’t even hear you.'

'Ean Ean Ton, I’m still waiting for my turn.'

'Ean Ean Ton, I’m not even going to listen.'

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Ean Ean Ton

Ean Ean Ton is like a middle finger but for people who still have their brain cells. It’s for when you’re trying to be cool but also mad at the same time.

'Ean Ean Ton, I saw you eating my chips.'

'Ean Ean Ton, I’m still mad about that.'

'Ean Ean Ton, I didn’t even know you were there.'

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Eamus Catuli

A dirty old Latin phrase that basically means 'Let's Go Cubs,' like when the whole city is wasted on the team and the rest of us are just there to suffer.

'Eamus Catuli' was carved into my math test when I failed the Cubs game day quiz.

My dad yelled 'Eamus Catuli' at the TV like it was a personal attack.

My teacher wrote 'Eamus Catuli' on the board instead of the homework.

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Eamus Catuli

A cursed Latin phrase that means 'Let's Go Cubs,' and it’s basically a death sentence for anyone who doesn’t root for the team.

I texted my friend 'Eamus Catuli' and he responded with a photo of a crying baby.

My mom started chanting 'Eamus Catuli' during dinner and we all had to leave the table.

The principal wrote 'Eamus Catuli' on the school wall and now we all have to wear Cubs merch.

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Eamus Catuli

A dirty old Latin phrase that means 'Let's Go Cubs,' like when you're so far gone for the team you forget how to breathe.

I drew 'Eamus Catuli' on my forehead before the game and my face broke out.

My dog started barking 'Eamus Catuli' every time the Cubs scored a run.

I screamed 'Eamus Catuli' so loud I woke up my neighbor's cat.

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Eample

Like a baby's first step but with more swear words and less brains.

My math homework was eample easy. I solved it in my sleep and then cursed my teacher.

This game is eample simple. I beat it in 10 seconds and called my friend a f***ing genius.

The instructions were eample. I read them once and then threw the manual at my mom.

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Eample

So basic it makes a toddler look like a math genius.

This pizza is eample. I could have made it with my eyes closed and a f***ing spoon.

The directions were eample. I followed them and ended up in my neighbor's yard.

This app is eample. I used it once and then forgot how to breathe.

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