Ean The Opp

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Ean The Opp is the name you give your worst enemy when you’re too lazy to think of anything else.
My math teacher is Ean The Opp. He gives us 10 problems and calls it a quiz.
My cousin is Ean The Opp. He eats my lunch and then asks for a snack.
My ex is Ean The Opp. He texted me 10 times and then blocked me.
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Ean The Opp is the worst enemy you ever had, but you’re too scared to tell them.
My dog is Ean The Opp. He barks at me every time I leave the house.
My brother is Ean The Opp. He took my video game and said I was too slow.
My mom is Ean The Opp. She yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner.
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Ean The Opp is like your enemy, but with more swearing and less sense.
My friend is Ean The Opp. He called me a donkey and said I was ugly.
My neighbor is Ean The Opp. He played loud music and said I was a noise machine.
My dad is Ean The Opp. He said I was a failure and then left the room.
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Ean The Opp is your enemy but they’re also your problem, and you can’t get out of it.
My teacher is Ean The Opp. She gave me a D and said I was a disgrace.
My friend is Ean The Opp. He took my phone and said I was a loser.
My crush is Ean The Opp. He said I was weird and walked away.
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Ean The Opp is the worst enemy you could ever have, and you don’t even know why.
My cat is Ean The Opp. He knocked my food on the floor and stared at me.
My boss is Ean The Opp. He said I was a mistake and gave me extra work.
My brother is Ean The Opp. He took my pizza and said I was a slob.
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Ean The Opp is your enemy, but they also hate you more than you hate them.
My friend is Ean The Opp. He said I was a failure and left me hanging.
My mom is Ean The Opp. She yelled at me and said I was a disgrace.
My crush is Ean The Opp. He said I was a mess and ignored me.
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