Ean The Opp
Ean The Opp is like your enemy, but with more swearing and less sense.
My friend is Ean The Opp. He called me a donkey and said I was ugly.
My neighbor is Ean The Opp. He played loud music and said I was a noise machine.
My dad is Ean The Opp. He said I was a failure and then left the room.
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