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Eanaj
She’s got the brain of a genius. Dates 20 guys at the same time. She’s the kind of person you can’t hate but still want to punch.
She texted me: 'I’m dating 10 guys. I’m still thinking about you.' I said, 'You’re the worst.'
At the party, she started a fight with 4 guys. One said, 'What’s your problem?' She said, 'You’re the problem.'
Her DMs are like a surprise. You never know what she’ll say next.
Eanaal
We’ve been hanging out since the Stone Age and you still can’t man up and say you like me
You’ve been blushing every time I talk to you for years and still can’t say it
You’ve been acting like a chicken with its head cut off every time I walk by
You’ve been staring at me like I’m your last meal for six years and still can’t say it
Eanaal
Your heart’s been broken but you’re too much of a coward to admit it
You’ve been sighing like you’re dying every time we hang out
You’ve been acting like I’m the last person on Earth and you’ve been waiting for me to say it
You’ve been crying in the bathroom every time I text you
Eanaal
We both know what’s been going on and we’re both too much of a bunch of f***ing babies to say it
You’ve been playing games with me since third grade and you still can’t say it
You’ve been giving me the eye like I’m your favorite snack for years
You’ve been acting like I’m the only one who’s been f***ing up for six years
Eanaal
We know the game and we’re playing it like we’re f***ing pros
You’ve been pretending you don’t like me since we were kids
You’ve been pretending you’re not into me like it’s a competition
You’ve been giving me the eye like it’s a secret mission
Eanaal
I just wanna tell you how I feel and I’m not f***ing around anymore
I’ve been holding it in for years and I’m done being polite
I’m f***ing tired of pretending I don’t care
I’ve been thinking about you nonstop and I’m not f***ing around anymore
Eanaal
I need to make you understand I’m not f***ing messing around
I’m not f***ing playing games anymore
I’m not f***ing pretending I don’t like you
I’m not f***ing hiding my feelings anymore
Eanaal
I’m never gonna let you go even if you try to f***ing run away
You can’t f***ing run away from me
I’m never gonna let you go like you’re my last meal
I’m never gonna f***ing let you escape
Eanaal
I’m never gonna f***ing leave you even if you act like I’m your worst enemy
You can’t f***ing get rid of me
I’m never gonna f***ing say goodbye
You can’t f***ing run away from me
Eanaal
I’m never gonna f***ing run around and ditch you like you’re my last meal
You can’t f***ing ditch me
I’m not f***ing running away from you
I’m not f***ing leaving you like you’re my last meal
Eanaal
I’m never gonna make you cry like you’re my last meal
You can’t f***ing make me cry
I’m not f***ing going to cry like you’re my last meal
I’m not f***ing going to cry like I’m your last meal
Eanaal
I’m never gonna f***ing say goodbye like you’re my last meal
You can’t f***ing say goodbye
I’m not f***ing going to say goodbye
You can’t f***ing run away from me like I’m your last meal
Eanaal
I’m never gonna f***ing tell a lie and f***ing hurt you
I’m not f***ing going to lie to you
I’m not f***ing going to hurt you
You can’t f***ing lie to me like I’m your last meal
Eana
Eana is a hot mess who draws like a angel but acts like a trash can full of rats. She’s soft inside but has a memory like a witch’s revenge.
Eana drew a masterpiece but forgot I borrowed her phone. Classic.
She forgave me for stealing her snacks, but she still hates me.
Eana cried when I said I didn’t like her art. I didn’t mean it.
Eana
Eanas is a giant rat that doesn’t know it’s a rat. It thinks it’s a king. It eats your food and stares at you like it owns you.
That rat came into my room and sat on my laptop like it was a throne.
Eanas ate my last piece of pizza and left a trail of crumbs.
I tried to scare it, but it just blinked at me.
Ean dale fisk
Ean is a brainy know-it-all who thinks he’s the king of dinosaurs and computers, even though he probably still uses a dial-up connection.
Ean just told me the T-Rex had a 200 megabit internet connection. I’m not even gonna ask how he knows that.
He tried to fix my phone with a fossil. It’s now broken and smells like rotting bones.
He called my laptop a ‘dumb computer’ and then got mad when I didn’t know what a ‘dial-up’ was.
Ean dale fisk
Ean is a walking encyclopedia of dinosaurs and computers, but he acts like he invented both.
He claimed he taught the first computer to walk. I asked if it was a T-Rex. He said yes.
He tried to convince my mom that her phone was a ‘dinosaur computer’ from the Cretaceous period.
He told my teacher that the internet was invented by a triceratops. I don’t know why he got extra credit.
Ean dale fisk
Ean is a brainiac who knows way too much about dinosaurs and computers, and he’ll never shut up about it.
He kept talking about the internet during lunch. I think he forgot to eat.
He tried to explain the internet to my dog. The dog just stared at him like he was a weirdo.
He called my printer a ‘dinosaur copier’ and then got in a fight with it.
Ean Watts
Gang of men with ears so big they could hold a whole CVS receipt and a side of Elsword rage
I saw Ean Watts at the mall. He was arguing with a receipt and screaming about Elsword.
My cousin joined Ean Watts. Now he spends more time at CVS than at school.
Ean Watts got into a fight over who had the biggest ear lobe. It ended with a CVS coupon being thrown like a sword.
Ean Watts
Men who think ear lobes are the next level of cool and act like Elsword is a religion
My homie said he's part of Ean Watts. Now he prays to Elsword before every math test.
Ean Watts showed up at my school. They had ear lobes so big they blocked the sun.
I tried to join Ean Watts. They made me buy 10 CVS cards and recite Elsword lore.
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