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Ean is a brainy know-it-all who thinks he’s the king of dinosaurs and computers, even though he probably still uses a dial-up connection.

Ean just told me the T-Rex had a 200 megabit internet connection. I’m not even gonna ask how he knows that.

He tried to fix my phone with a fossil. It’s now broken and smells like rotting bones.

He called my laptop a ‘dumb computer’ and then got mad when I didn’t know what a ‘dial-up’ was.

Ean is a walking encyclopedia of dinosaurs and computers, but he acts like he invented both.

He claimed he taught the first computer to walk. I asked if it was a T-Rex. He said yes.

He tried to convince my mom that her phone was a ‘dinosaur computer’ from the Cretaceous period.

He told my teacher that the internet was invented by a triceratops. I don’t know why he got extra credit.

Ean is a brainiac who knows way too much about dinosaurs and computers, and he’ll never shut up about it.

He kept talking about the internet during lunch. I think he forgot to eat.

He tried to explain the internet to my dog. The dog just stared at him like he was a weirdo.

He called my printer a ‘dinosaur copier’ and then got in a fight with it.