Discover Slang

An Eanest is a guy who’s so loyal he’d rather get hit by a bus than cheat on his girl. He’s handsome, kind, and if you ever dated one, you’d be the luckiest girl on Earth. He’s the guy who still texts you every day just to say good morning.

An Eanest is a guy who’s so in love with his girl, he doesn’t even notice other girls. He’s the kind of guy who’ll stay with you even when you forget his birthday, because he’s too busy being awesome.

An Eanest is a guy who’s so laid back, he doesn’t even care if you’re late. He’s the kind of guy who’d wait for you for hours, just to be with you. And he’s the kind of guy who’d rather die than break your heart.

An Eanest is a guy who’s so trustworthy, you’d be stupid to leave him. He’s the kind of guy who’d take a bullet for you. And if you ever dated one, you’d be the happiest girl on Earth.

An Eanest is a guy who’s so kind, he’d rather be the friend than the lover. He’s the kind of guy who’d let you be the center of attention. And he’d never even think about cheating on you.

An Eanest is a guy who’s so handsome, you’d be jealous. He’s the kind of guy who doesn’t even need to be perfect. He’s just happy to be with you, and that’s all that matters.

Eanes is basically Andy. He's a brainy, smug, party-starting freak who makes everyone at the party think they're special. If you say Eanes out loud, you might get a happy dance from a random stranger. Ladies whisper Eanes in bed and get extra good vibes.

The best human being ever. He’s soft, sweet, and will protect you from anything. He’s the kind of guy who’ll kiss you 10 times in a row and still ask for more. If you get him, don’t mess him up.

The ultimate guy. He’s caring, hot, and has the perfect tool. He’ll love you with everything he’s got. If you’re lucky enough to be his, never let him leave.

A free spirit, the coolest guy on Earth, and a total genius. He’s hot, funny, and has magic words that can make you feel like a superhero. He’s basically a wizard with a penis.

He’s awesome. He’s strong. He’s got cool hair. He’s good at football. He’s fast. He’s basically a human highlight reel.

Chill out. Don’t get too worked up. Just take a breath and relax.

Ean is 5'6", 130 lbs, and has a big tool. He’s amazing in bed and wants to hook up with Chloe Mickelson. He loves Big Momma and is a good quarterback who can last forever in bed.

It’s like the word Beaner but with the B stolen and thrown in the trash. It means a Mexican who’s smart enough to know the B was a insult and still kicks your butt.

The words you scream when your brain is full of dirt and your thoughts are too gross for your own head.

He’s the only thing keeping you from getting yelled at by your mom.

He’s the only one who’s ever been nice to you. Everyone else is a jerk.

He’s the cheese king. No one else has cheese like him.

Has a brain like a supercomputer. Dates 20 guys at once. You can’t even stand her, but you still want to be her best friend. She’s the party you never want to leave.

She’s a genius. She dates 20 guys at once and still has time to mess with your head. You can’t hate her, but you also can’t stand her.