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Eanna

Eanna is a sneaky Irish name that means someone who messes with the opposite sex like they're a dirty little bird. Nobody knows why it changed from 'little bird' to something so sneaky.

Eanna texted me at 2 a. m. and said she was thinking about me. I’m not buying it.

Eanna asked me out, then ghosted me the next day. Classic.

She said she liked me, then called me a ‘dirty little bird’ and blocked me.

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Eanna

Eanna is a rare name for someone who's awesome, strong, and will beat you up if you hurt their friends. They also like cuddles and are way too nice for their own good.

My friend Eanna punched my bully for me. Then she gave me a hug. I cried.

She bought me a burger with her own money. I didn’t even ask.

Eanna cuddled me for 20 minutes. I felt like a baby.

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Eanna

Eanna is a girl who cries, wears all black, and cuts herself. She’s moody, dramatic, and probably hates everyone.

Eanna cut herself in the hallway and cried. No one asked why.

She wore all black to school and said the sun was ‘too bright’.

She cried in the lunchroom and said no one loved her.

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Eanna

Eanna is when someone just stops talking for no reason. It’s like they’re mad at you, but they won’t say it. Annoying as hell.

My friend Eanna stopped talking to me for a week. I didn’t even do anything.

She texted me, then ignored me for days. I called her a ‘bitch’.

Eanna went silent during my birthday. I felt like I died.

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Eanna

Eanna is a girl who’s loud, has attitude, and won’t stop trespassing. She’s mean, doesn’t listen, and is the best friend you could ever have.

Eanna trespasses on my yard and steals my snacks. I hate her, but I still like her.

She plays on my playground and won’t stop teasing me. I’m 14 and she’s 13.

Eanna disagrees with everyone and calls me a ‘weirdo’ at lunch.

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Eanna

Eanna is a weak, sad, and clumsy person who can’t do anything right. They trip, fall, and probably hate life.

Eanna tripped over her own feet and fell. No one laughed, but I did.

She can’t even tie her shoes. I feel bad for her.

Eanna fell off the swing and cried. I’m not surprised.

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Eank

When you eat or drink something that’s so weird it doesn’t even count as food or a drink. It’s like your taste buds got thrown into a blender and died.

I tried that new cereal smoothie thing and now I taste my childhood nightmares.

That pizza milkshake was so bad it made my dog cry.

I drank a taco soda and now my brain is on fire.

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Eank

When you try to eat or drink something so messy it’s not even real anymore. It’s like your mouth is a warzone.

That burrito smoothie looked like something a raccoon would eat.

I tried a hot dog soup and now I think I swallowed a fire hydrant.

That pizza soup was so bad it should’ve been a crime.

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Eank

When you try to eat or drink something that’s so complicated it makes your brain short-circuit. It’s like your stomach is confused and so are you.

That cake burger looked like it was made by a confused alien.

I tried a pizza casserole and now I feel like I’ve been through a blender.

That sandwich smoothie made me question my life choices.

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Eank

When you eat or drink something that’s so bad it doesn’t even deserve to be called a meal. It’s like your mouth got cursed.

That yogurt taco was so bad it should’ve been a horror movie.

I tried a soup pizza and now I think I’ve been haunted.

That smoothie burrito was like eating a nightmare.

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Eank

When you try to eat or drink something so weird it might as well be a punishment. Your taste buds are screaming for mercy.

That spaghetti milkshake was like being tortured by a spaghetti monster.

I drank a hot dog smoothie and now I want to die.

That taco soup was so bad it should’ve been a death sentence.

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Eanglish

You say Eanglish like it's a stupid spelling mistake and you're the only one who knows the truth

Why do you say 'inglish'? I'm gonna scream if I hear that one more time.

Eanglish is the real language. In-g-lish is for retards.

You're not speaking English. You're speaking Eanglish. Get it right.

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Eanglish

It’s not English. It’s Eanglish. And you’re the one who messed it up

You turned English into Eanglish. What even is that?

I’m not speaking Eanglish. I’m speaking real English. You’re just dumb.

Eanglish is the worst. It’s like you’re trying to be fancy and failed.

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Eanglish

You say Eanglish like you're the king of the language and everyone else is wrong

You’re the king of Eanglish. Everyone else is just a peasant.

I don’t speak Eanglish. I speak the royal language. You’re just a peasant.

Eanglish is for kings. You’re not a king. You’re a peasant.

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Eanglish

Eanglish is what you say when you think you're smart but you're just wrong

I said Eanglish. You said inglish. You're just wrong.

Eanglish is smart. In-g-lish is for people who think they're smart but aren’t.

You said inglish. You're not smart. You're just wrong.

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Eanglish

You say Eanglish like it's the only way to speak and everyone else is a fool

You’re the only one who speaks Eanglish. Everyone else is a fool.

Eanglish is the only real way to speak. In-g-lish is for fools.

You say Eanglish. I say In-g-lish. You’re the fool.

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Eanglish

Eanglish is when you take a language and you ruin it with your stupid spelling

You ruined English with your stupid spelling. Now it’s Eanglish.

I didn’t ruin English. You ruined it. Now it’s Eanglish.

Stupid spelling made English into Eanglish. You’re the reason.

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Eanett

A hot little brainy girl who probably goes by Jeanette but we all know it's really Eanett

Hey Eanett, you're like a smart version of my ex.

I think Eanett is the reason I failed math.

Eanett is the only person who can shut me up in 2 seconds.

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Eanett

A girl so pretty and clever you might forget she's also a total pain in the butt

Eanett is the reason I have a headache and a B+.

I don’t know why I dated Eanett, she’s like a smart witch.

Eanett is the only person who can make me fail a test on purpose.

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Eanett

A girl who's got looks, smarts, and the attitude to back it up, probably named Jeanette but we all know it's Eanett

Eanett is the only person who can make me feel dumb and ugly at the same time.

Eanett is like a brainy goddess with a side of sass.

Eanett is the reason I have a crush and a failed math quiz.

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