Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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You say Eanglish like it's a stupid spelling mistake and you're the only one who knows the truth

Why do you say 'inglish'? I'm gonna scream if I hear that one more time.

Eanglish is the real language. In-g-lish is for retards.

You're not speaking English. You're speaking Eanglish. Get it right.

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It’s not English. It’s Eanglish. And you’re the one who messed it up

You turned English into Eanglish. What even is that?

I’m not speaking Eanglish. I’m speaking real English. You’re just dumb.

Eanglish is the worst. It’s like you’re trying to be fancy and failed.

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You say Eanglish like you're the king of the language and everyone else is wrong

You’re the king of Eanglish. Everyone else is just a peasant.

I don’t speak Eanglish. I speak the royal language. You’re just a peasant.

Eanglish is for kings. You’re not a king. You’re a peasant.

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Eanglish is what you say when you think you're smart but you're just wrong

I said Eanglish. You said inglish. You're just wrong.

Eanglish is smart. In-g-lish is for people who think they're smart but aren’t.

You said inglish. You're not smart. You're just wrong.

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You say Eanglish like it's the only way to speak and everyone else is a fool

You’re the only one who speaks Eanglish. Everyone else is a fool.

Eanglish is the only real way to speak. In-g-lish is for fools.

You say Eanglish. I say In-g-lish. You’re the fool.

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Eanglish is when you take a language and you ruin it with your stupid spelling

You ruined English with your stupid spelling. Now it’s Eanglish.

I didn’t ruin English. You ruined it. Now it’s Eanglish.

Stupid spelling made English into Eanglish. You’re the reason.