Eamonn Holmes

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A huge Irish TV guy who laughs a lot and eats like a pig. He’s so fat he could probably swallow a whole pizza and still have room for dessert.
Eamonn Holmes ate three pies in one go and still had room for a whole loaf of bread.
He laughed so hard during the news he spilled his tea on the camera.
Eamonn tried to do a handstand and fell over like a sack of potatoes.
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An Irish TV guy who’s got the body of a donut and the mouth of a wolf. He eats so much he could probably eat a whole restaurant.
Eamonn Holmes ate a whole cake and still asked for more.
He yawned so loud it could be heard in the next town.
He tried to fit into a chair and it broke under his weight.
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A big Irish TV man who can’t stop laughing and can’t stop eating. He’s like a human food processor.
Eamonn Holmes ate a whole pizza in one bite and still had room for a burger.
He laughed so hard he cried and then ate a sandwich.
He tried to do a dance and fell over like a sack of bricks.
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