Eamonn

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A man so hot he could make a nun lose her virginity in a church. He’s got a sausage that could beat a horse, but he’s still a softie. He’s got a huge family, a bunch of dogs, and a laugh that could knock out a clown.

My cousin’s dating an Eamonn. He’s got a penis that could win a wrestling match.

I’d date an Eamonn if he gave me free pizza.

My uncle said he’s dating an Eamonn. He’s got a dog named Biscuit.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

An Irish name that means ‘Protector of riches’, like he’s guarding a gold mine with a sword and a big attitude.

My friend’s grandpa is named Eamonn. He’s got a sword and a gold mine.

I think Eamonn is a warrior from ancient times.

My teacher said Eamonn means ‘Protector of riches’.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A tough, smart, beer-drinking Irishman who can outdrink a whole bar. He’s got the guts of a lion and the brain of a genius.

My uncle Eamonn can drink a whole keg by himself.

I saw Eamonn fight a man with a bottle.

Eamonn beat my dad in a drinking contest.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A twink who’s been roasted by his friends so much he’s considered a legend in the gay world. He’s been close to suicide because his friends won’t stop teasing him.

My friend Eamonn got roasted so hard he cried.

Eamonn’s friends call him ‘the roasted twink’.

Eamonn tried to commit suicide after a roast.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you take a dump while talking on the phone and the other person has no idea you just did a shit. It’s like you’re having a normal conversation while your brain is in the toilet.

I did an Eamonn on my mom and she said, ‘What’s wrong with you?’

I did an Eamonn on my teacher and he thought I was sick.

I did an Eamonn on my best friend and he said, ‘You’re weird.’

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A guy who’s kind, funny, and a little too emotional. He’s like the best friend you ever had, but he cries at sad movies and loves dogs.

My friend Eamonn cried at a sad movie and then hugged me.

Eamonn is the funniest guy I know and he loves dogs.

Eamonn is like the best friend you ever had.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A guy with a one-inch chode who eats cheese for breakfast, wears socks in bed, and has porridge at midnight. His mom claps when the plane lands and calls him ‘no u’.

Eamonn eats cheese for breakfast and wears socks in bed.

Eamonn’s mom claps when the plane lands.

Eamonn says ‘no u’ to everyone.

by Slangipedia 14d ago