Eamonn
When you take a dump while talking on the phone and the other person has no idea you just did a shit. It’s like you’re having a normal conversation while your brain is in the toilet.
I did an Eamonn on my mom and she said, ‘What’s wrong with you?’
I did an Eamonn on my teacher and he thought I was sick.
I did an Eamonn on my best friend and he said, ‘You’re weird.’