Daddy Lafe
A boy who looks like a little angel wearing a stupid costume
That kid looked like a fairy godmother’s lost nephew
He wore a unicorn head and called me ‘mom’
He was so cute I wanted to eat him for breakfast
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Daddy Lafe
A boy who makes your heart do the cha-cha in a costume
He wore a pirate outfit and I was ready to die
That kid looked like a snack from the candy aisle
He walked in and I forgot my own name
Daddy Lafe
A boy who looks so good in a costume you want to slap him
He wore a dinosaur suit and I wanted to marry him
That kid was a walking snack attack
He looked like he came from the candy fairy’s closet
Daddy Krol
A hot econ teacher with a fancy scarf. He loves it when students named Diederick sneak under his desk for some milk. If he catches you on your phone, he'll string you up on his Christmas tree like a cheap ornament.
Diederick got caught on his phone. Now he's hanging on the tree with the scarf.
Daddy Krol said, 'You're gonna be my tree decoration this year.'
Milk was spilled. Diederick was doomed.
Daddy Krol
Daddy Krol is a sexy econ teacher who wears a scarf like it's a crown. He’s got a thing for Diedericks and likes to make them feel like they're being sucked dry of all fun.
Diederick was making a sandwich under the desk. Daddy Krol caught him and said, 'You're gonna be my Christmas tree this year.'
He called Diederick 'my little snack' and made him eat a whole milk carton.
Diederick got caught on the phone. Now he's on the tree with the scarf.
Daddy Krol
A hot econ teacher with a fancy scarf who loves Diederick. He'll make you eat milk and string you up if you use your phone.
Diederick got caught on his phone. Now he’s hanging on the tree with the scarf.
He made Diederick drink a whole milk carton and called him 'my snack.'
Diederick said, 'I was just checking my messages.' Daddy Krol said, 'You're gonna be my tree decoration.'
Daddy Klaus
When you have a messed-up brain and think Klaus from the originals is the only man worth loving, even though he’s a vampire with a temper and a bad fashion sense
I’d marry Klaus even if he turned me into a werewolf
He’s not just a vampire, he’s a god
I’d die for Klaus, and I’d probably end up as his lunch
Daddy Klaus
When you’re so in love with Klaus that you ignore the fact he’s a psycho who kills people and eats them for fun
He’s not a killer, he’s a lover
I’d follow him to the ends of the Earth even if it meant burning down the whole world
He’s my true love, and I don’t care if he’s got a bloodstained shirt
Daddy Klaus
When you're a complete mess because you're obsessed with a fictional character who thinks he's the king of the world and you're just his brainwashed sidekick
Klaus is my king, and I'm his brainwashed servant
I'd do anything for Klaus, even if that means becoming a hybrid
I'd kill my best friend for Klaus and not even think twice about it
Daddy Klaus
When you're so deep in love with Klaus that you ignore the fact he’s a complete nightmare and you still think he's perfect
I'd fight a witch for Klaus
He’s not perfect, but he's my perfect nightmare
I’d let him turn me into a vampire just to be closer to him
Daddy Klaus
When you're so obsessed with Klaus that you think he's the only good-looking vampire and you'd kill anyone who says otherwise
Klaus is the only good-looking vampire, and I will defend him with my life
If you insult Klaus, I’ll turn you into a vampire
Klaus is perfect, and I will never admit he’s not
Daddy Klaus
When you're so in love with Klaus that you ignore the fact he's a monster and you still think he's the best thing ever
He's not a monster, he's a king
I'd let him drink my blood just to be with him
Klaus is my everything, and I don't care if he eats people for fun
Daddy Kisser
A man who still smooches his dad like they're both in kindergarten and the teacher is watching.
Dad: 'You're still gonna kiss me?' Me: 'Yeah, why not?'
He kissed his dad on the lips in front of the whole family. No shame.
His dad called him a 'daddy kisser' during Thanksgiving. He cried.
Daddy Kisser
A man who acts like his dad is his best friend and still pecks him on the mouth.
He kissed his dad in the grocery store. People stared.
He called his dad 'my guy' and kissed him in front of his mom.
His dad said, 'You're still a baby,' and he kissed him anyway.
Daddy Kisser
A man who still gives his dad a wet kiss like he's trying to impress the entire block.
He kissed his dad at the park and said, 'That was for the best dad ever.'
He kissed his dad on live TV. Everyone laughed.
His dad said, 'You're still a daddy kisser,' and he kissed him again.
Daddy Kiss
A daddy kiss is when a smelly, mustachioed woman with the face of a raccoon slaps her lips on yours like she’s been waiting 20 years to do it.
My mom gave me a daddy kiss after I told her I got a job at a pizza place.
He got a daddy kiss from his ex at the grocery store. She still smelled like 1998.
My uncle got a daddy kiss from his girlfriend’s mom. He’s still sore.
Daddy Kiss
A daddy kiss is when a drunk, hairy man with the breath of a sewer rat leans in and gives you a kiss that tastes like regret and cheap whiskey.
I got a daddy kiss from my dad at the bar. It felt like I’d been kissed by a dead goat.
My brother got a daddy kiss from his girlfriend’s dad. He said it was like being kissed by a wet sock.
My cousin got a daddy kiss from his uncle. Now he won’t eat pizza for a week.
Daddy Kiss
A daddy kiss is when a man with the face of a used napkin and the voice of a dying cat gives you a kiss that feels like a punishment from God.
My dad gave me a daddy kiss after I failed math. It was like being kissed by a ghost.
My uncle got a daddy kiss from his brother. He said it was like being kissed by a monster.
My friend got a daddy kiss from his dad. He cried like a baby.
Daddy Keshav
Keshav is our daddy, and he’s got kids in his beds like he’s running a hotel.
Daddy Keshav: 'I don’t sleep, I host.'
He’s got more kids in his bed than a nightclub on a Friday.
Keshav’s bed is a group chat that never ends.
Daddy Keshav
Keshav is our dad, and he’s got kids in his bed like he’s doing a favor.
'I’m not cheating, I’m just helping them out.', Keshav
He’s got kids in his bed like he’s a babysitter on speed.
Daddy Keshav: 'I don’t have kids in my bed, I have a full-time job.'