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He cussed in the lunchroom. That’s a dabadouche vibe.

He took my eraser. I knew he was a dabadouche.

He said my dog was ugly. That’s a dabadouche comment.

I was trying to look cool and my sneeze ruined it.

I had a dab session and my nose decided to join the party.

I was about to drop a beat and my nose blew it up.

I sneezed in my dab and just kept going like nothing happened.

My sneeze was so bad I thought I was doing a dab but I was just being gross.

I was about to show off my dab and my nose blew it.

I was dabbing and my nose decided to take over the beat.

I sneezed so hard I thought I was doing a dab but I was just being annoying.

I was trying to be cool and my sneeze ruined my vibe.

I sneezed so loud I thought I was doing a dab and I was just being dumb.

My sneeze was like a dab and I didn’t even know it.

I was about to do a dab and my nose took the spotlight.

My sneeze looked like a dab but I was just being gross.

I tried to dab and my nose decided to be messy.

I sneezed like a pro and I was just being ugly.

I sneezed like I was dabbing and I stayed cool.

My nose decided to dab me and I didn’t even know.

I was about to drop a beat and my nose hit me with a sneeze.

Dababy: 'You think you can just walk out of this?' Me: 'You think I want to be here?'

Dababy: 'You said you'd never leave me!' Me: 'I never said I'd never leave you!' He: 'You're just like my ex!'

Dababy: 'You think you're better than me?' Me: 'I think I'm just as bad as you.'

Dababy: 'You're wrong!' Me: 'No you're wrong!' Dababy: 'You're both wrong!' Me: 'Now we're all wrong!'

Dababy: 'You think you're smart?' Me: 'I think I'm just tired.' Dababy: 'You're not smart, you're just lazy.'

Dababy: 'You're not even trying!' Me: 'I'm trying, you're just arguing!' Dababy: 'You're not trying, you're just talking!'

Dababy: 'You're not going to win this!' Me: 'I'm not going to lose this!' Dababy: 'You're not even close to winning this!'

Dababy: 'You think you're tough?' Me: 'I think I'm just stubborn.' Dababy: 'You're not tough, you're just annoying.'

Dababy: 'You're not even trying to be smart!' Me: 'I'm not even trying to be nice!' Dababy: 'You're not even trying to be alive!'

Dababy: 'You're not even listening!' Me: 'I'm listening, I'm just not agreeing!' Dababy: 'You're not even trying!'

Dababy: 'You think you're loud?' Me: 'I think I'm just annoying.' Dababy: 'You're not loud, you're just bad.'

Dababy: 'You're not even trying to be loud!' Me: 'I'm not even trying to be quiet!' Dababy: 'You're not even trying to be alive!'

Dababy: 'You're not even making sense!' Me: 'I'm making sense, you're just not listening!' Dababy: 'You're not even trying!'

Dababy: 'You think you're smart?' Me: 'I think I'm just confused.' Dababy: 'You're not smart, you're just lost.'

Dababy: 'You're not even trying to be smart!' Me: 'I'm not even trying to be on the same planet!' Dababy: 'You're not even trying to be alive!'

Bro, I'm the real Dababy, you're just a background singer in my head.

I don't need no money, I got the swag and the f***ing confidence.

You say you like Dababy? I'm Dababy, you're just a fan who forgot their own name.

I dreamt about Dababy last night and I woke up crying because I didn't get a shoutout.

I eat my cereal with his hat on, it's the only way I can feel close to him.

I started dating my neighbor because he said he knew Dababy and I believed him.

I was trying to decide if I should rob the store or just eat all the candy.

He thought about texting her, but then he thought about robbing the bank instead.

She was trying to pick a shirt, but she ended up wearing three at once.

He was trying to figure out if he should go to school or just eat pizza for lunch.

She was thinking about calling her mom, but then she screamed into a pillow instead.

He tried to pick a song, but he just played all of them at once.

He was trying to decide between chicken or pizza, but then he just ate both.

She thought about doing her homework, but she ended up dancing in the hallway instead.

He tried to pick a movie, but he watched all of them at once.

He was trying to choose between basketball and Fortnite, but then he played both at once.

She was thinking about going to sleep, but she ended up doing a TikTok dance instead.

He tried to pick a snack, but he just ate the whole bag.

He was trying to decide where to go, but he just ran into the street.

She was thinking about going to class, but she started singing instead.

He tried to pick a song, but he just yelled the lyrics at the top of his lungs.

I saw a baby crying and I almost threw my coffee at it

My cousin has da baby-phobia and ran out of the room when his niece came in

I got da baby-phobia at the mall when a baby stared at me like I owed it money