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A dirty nickname for daddy that sounds like it came out of a sewer and a swear jar.

'Daddynecko, why did you eat my pizza? I'm gonna kill you!'

'Daddynecko, I'm not your prisoner. Let me go!'

'Daddynecko, if you don't stop snoring, I'll throw you out the window.'

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A bad way to call daddy that makes him feel like he's been kicked in the shins.

'Daddynecko, I'm not your personal pizza chef. I'm your kid!'

'Daddynecko, I'm gonna fail math and it's all your fault!'

'Daddynecko, if you don't stop talking, I'm gonna shut you up for good.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A loud and stupid name for daddy that makes him want to punch the wall.

'Daddynecko, I'm not your little buddy. I'm your kid!'

'Daddynecko, if you don't stop eating my snacks, I'll take your shoes!'

'Daddynecko, you're the worst! I hate you! I really do!'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A crazy dude who loves hentai so much he'll either save your life or destroy it

He sent me a 20-minute anime clip at 3 AM and called it a 'life lesson.'

He told my mom I was 'the worst son ever' because I didn't like his favorite anime.

He DM'd me a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses and said it was 'the peak of art.'

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A man who thinks he's god because of hentai and will make your life a nightmare or a paradise

He showed my class a hentai video during math and said it was 'real life skills.'

He got suspended for drawing a hentai comic on the blackboard.

He told my teacher he was 'the real hero of the story.'

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A guy who lives in a world of anime and will either make you a god or a complete failure

He tried to explain hentai to my dog and got kicked out of the house.

He turned my homework into a hentai comic and got a zero.

He told my parents I was 'the chosen one' and they laughed at me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

when you spot a guy so hot he could make your grandma cum

I saw that guy at the grocery store and my jaw dropped. Daddylicious.

My crush is daddylicious. I’ve been eye-fuckin’ him since third grade.

That dude in the car next to me is daddylicious. I’m jealous of his hair.

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a man who looks like he could beat your dad in a fight and still have time to flirt with your mom

My neighbor is a daddylicious dad. He’s got two kids and a six-pack.

That dad at the playground is daddylicious. I bet he can bench-press my mom.

The guy who dropped off pizza is daddylicious. I want him to be my dad.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

a man with a chest you could eat and a crotch that could choke a donkey

That guy’s got a daddylicious vibe. I think he’s a superhero in disguise.

He’s daddylicious and he’s got a tattoo of a dragon. I’m in love.

I saw that guy on the bus and I swear he’s a god.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

On Royal Navy T class subs, Daddylads are the ones who train the new lads to be proper sailors. If they make it through the hell of being a lad, they might turn into a clean one. But only if they have the right traits like being rowdy, having a gentle handshake, and keeping their privates spotless.

'I chose him because he’s loud, has a soft grip, and his junk is always clean.'

'After six months of sea shanties and shitting in the ocean, he became clean.'

'He got gooched because he didn’t poop on the deck.'

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Daddylads on Navy subs are like teachers for lads. They pick the best ones to train. If a lad has a fiery temper, a weak handshake, and smells like a toilet, he’s not going to be a clean lad anytime soon.

'He picked him because he’s loud, smells like a sewer, and has a wimpy handshake.'

'He turned from a stinkin’ lad into a clean one after months of being yelled at.'

'He got gooched because he didn’t let the Daddylad pick him.'

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Daddylads are like bosses for lads on Navy subs. They pick the ones worth training. If a lad is rowdy, has a soft handshake, and keeps his junk tidy, he might become clean and even get gooched.

'I chose him because he’s loud, has a soft grip, and his junk is always clean.'

'He became a clean lad after surviving six months of sea training.'

'He got gooched because he didn’t stink up the sub.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddylads on Navy subs are the teachers of lads. They choose the best ones to train. If a lad is a loudmouth, has a soft handshake, and keeps his junk spotless, he might turn into a clean one and even get gooched.

'He picked him because he’s loud, has a soft grip, and his junk is always clean.'

'After six months of being yelled at, he became a clean lad.'

'He got gooched because he didn’t poop in the ocean.'

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An old man who still looks hot and knows how to charm the hell out of you

'Daddykinz just winked at me and I melted like butter in a microwave.'

'He’s 50 and still got a six-pack. That’s not fair.'

'He asked me to dinner and I said yes. I’m 14 and I don’t know why.'

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A man who smells like whiskey and still knows how to make you feel special

'He came to my school and I forgot how to breathe.'

'He gave me a drink and I fell in love. It was a vodka slam.'

'He’s like a dad but way better. Like, super better.'

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A guy who’s got money, looks good, and still acts like he’s your friend

'He bought me a phone and I now think he’s my hero.'

'He smiled at me and I instantly texted him.'

'He’s like a rich boy but he’s nice. Like, really nice.'

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An old man who still got the moves and the confidence to back it up

'He danced with me and I felt like I was on a dating show.'

'He’s got moves like a teen and the confidence of a king.'

'He’s 40 and still looks like he just got out of a gym.'

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A man who’s got the body of a teen and the brain of a legend

'He’s got abs and a brain. That’s not fair.'

'He told me a joke and I laughed so hard I cried.'

'He’s got the body of a model and the mind of a genius.'

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A man who’s got the looks, the money, and the attitude to match

'He’s got the looks of a heartthrob and the money to back it up.'

'He walked in and I instantly knew he was trouble.'

'He’s got attitude and a wallet full of cash.'

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A guy who is kinda cute but you’re too lazy or too scared to actually date him. He’s like a snack you don’t wanna eat because it might be bad.

Why is he still talking to me? He’s not even cute enough to be my backup plan.

He’s like my second favorite snack. Still not worth the effort.

He’s the guy who flirts with me but never asks me out. I’m just his side dish.

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