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Daeshanea
Daeshanea is a quiet person who acts like a loudmouth when she's having fun. She doesn't care about boys, but she's got her friends' backs. She’s smart, has a good sense of humor, and can run faster than most people.
Daeshanea: 'I was quiet, but when the class laughed at my joke, I just exploded.'
Daeshanea: 'Boys? I’d rather take a math test than date one.'
Daeshanea: 'I ran the track faster than the teacher.'
Daeshanae
Daeshanae is a hot girl who talks like she’s got a million things on her mind but really just daydreams all day. She’s chill, but don’t mess with her dreams or she’ll ghost you for good.
DM: 'You’re cute, but I’m already married to my sleep.'
Tweet: 'My dream is to eat pizza and never wake up.'
Text: 'If you don’t let me nap, I’ll forget you exist.'
Daeshanae
Daeshanae is a looker with a heart of gold and a brain full of nonsense. She’s the kind of girl who could make you cry over a broken nail and then give you a hug.
Text: 'You broke my nail. Now we’re both crying.'
Tweet: 'He proposed to me. I said yes. Now I’m crying over a broken nail.'
DM: 'You’re my favorite person. Now stop crying.'
Daeshallee
A girl who's super smart, hot, and everyone else is jealous because she's got it all. She never gives up and she’s got a name so rare it’s like having a golden ticket to luck.
@Daeshallee is the only person who could solve my math test and still look good doing it.
I saw Daeshallee in the cafeteria and now I'm questioning my life choices.
She got a perfect score on the test and still had time to make fun of me.
Daeshallee
Daeshallee is a girl who's so good at everything that people throw their own lives away just to be like her. Her name is so cool it’s basically a curse for everyone else.
Daeshallee walked into the room and my brain immediately shut down.
She got into the best school and I still don’t know how to apply.
I tried to copy her homework and now I have to live with the shame.
Daeshallee
Daeshallee is the kind of girl who makes you question why you even bother existing. She's smart, hot, and her name is so rare it’s like a VIP pass to life.
I saw Daeshallee and now I’m trying to figure out how to be half as good as her.
She got a 100% on the quiz and I got a 47% and now I’m crying.
Her name is so good I think it should be illegal.
Daesh-hole
A Daesh-hole is a spineless, camel-riding, goat-chomping, holy-cow-chasing loser who screams about god but hides when bacon and apple pie are on the menu.
My cousin joined Daesh-hole because he thought it was a summer camp. He didn’t know it was a meat-eating, freedom-hating, bacon-hating nightmare.
Daesh-hole terrorists ran away when the pizza truck arrived.
Daesh-hole is just a group of guys who hate freedom and love yelling at goats.
Daesh-hole
A Daesh-hole is a coward who hides behind holy books and hates everything good like bacon, apple pie, and the sound of a good laugh.
Daesh-hole said they’d take over the world, but they couldn’t even handle a pizza delivery guy.
My brother joined Daesh-hole because he thought it was a gym. He didn’t know it was a meat-eating, freedom-killing, holy-epic-fail club.
Daesh-hole tried to bomb the bakery. They didn’t know it was the best pie place in the city.
Daesh-hole
A Daesh-hole is a dumb camel rider who thinks he’s tough, but runs like a chicken when the bacon is frying and the apple pie is coming.
Daesh-hole members tried to attack the school, but the principal had a pie ready for them.
Daesh-hole said they would conquer the world, but they couldn’t beat the lunch lady.
Daesh-hole screamed about god, but ran when the pizza truck showed up.
Daesh-hole
A Daesh-hole is a holy, bacon-hating, pie-stealing, camel-riding idiot who thinks he’s tough but runs like a scared goat when freedom comes knocking.
Daesh-hole tried to take over the town, but the pie truck saved the day.
My friend joined Daesh-hole because he thought it was a cool adventure. He didn’t know it was a bacon-hating, pie-stealing, freedom-killing mission.
Daesh-hole screamed about god, but cried when the pizza arrived.
Daesh-hole
A Daesh-hole is a weak, camel-riding, goat-chomping, holy-book-chasing fool who hates freedom, bacon, and apple pie like it’s a personal enemy.
Daesh-hole members were too scared to eat the pie. They just screamed about god.
Daesh-hole attacked the bakery, but the owner had a pie ready for them.
Daesh-hole members ran away when the pizza truck arrived. They didn’t know it was a meat-eating, freedom-hating nightmare.
Daesh-hole
A Daesh-hole is a holy-cow-chasing, freedom-hating, goat-chomping, bacon-avoiding, pie-stealing, camel-riding, god-screaming, spineless, meat-eating, pie-hating, pizza-avoiding idiot.
Daesh-hole said they’d take over the world, but they couldn’t even handle the lunch lady.
Daesh-hole screamed about god, but cried when the pizza showed up.
Daesh-hole ran like a scared chicken when the bacon was frying and the apple pie was on the menu.
Daesh
A dumb terrorist group that French guy Fabius called Daesh because he thought it meant ‘to trample’ and it sounded cool, even though it’s just a fancy name for a bunch of religious nutcases who think they’re kings.
My cousin joined Daesh because he thought it was a cool summer camp.
Daesh tried to take over my town, but they got trampled by a goat.
Daesh is just a bunch of guys who think they’re gods and they can’t handle a little violence.
Daesh
A bunch of religious lunatics who like to cut people’s heads off, blow things up, and make everyone terrified because they think they’re starting a new religion.
Daesh attacked my school and left a mess in the cafeteria.
Daesh thinks they’re the best at being evil, but I’ve seen better.
Daesh is like a bunch of guys who think they’re the best at being scary, but they’re not.
Daesh
A person who has sex with animals and thinks you’re a loser if you don’t. They also like to kill people for fun and call it a religion.
Daesh thinks my pet turtle is the best sex partner ever.
Daesh would kill you for not liking cats.
Daesh is just a guy who thinks animals are better than people.
Daesh
Leftist jerks who think being a terrorist is cool and try to make it sound like it’s a political movement instead of just a bunch of people who like to blow things up.
Red Daesh tried to convince my teacher that being a terrorist is a political statement.
Red Daesh is like a left-wing terrorist group who think they’re smart.
Red Daesh thinks they’re the future, but they’re just a bunch of confused jerks.
Daesh
A chicken-hearted religious freak who thinks freedom is scary and likes to use religion to scare people into doing what they say.
Daesh is just a guy who hides behind religion and is scared of bacon.
Daesh thinks freedom is a bad word and hates apple pie.
Daesh is like a coward who uses religion to hide from life.
Daesh
A religious bully who thinks they can insult you for being different and call it a religion. They’re not cool, they’re just annoying.
Daesh insulted my friend for not being Muslim.
Daesh thinks they’re the best at being annoying.
Daesh is like a bully who uses religion instead of fists.
Daeseung Lee
A Korean lunatic who plays golf like it's a war and has a buddy who uses his face for Gmail like it's a birthmark
Daeseung Lee hit a golf ball so hard it nearly broke the internet and said 'This is a war, not a game!'
His friend's face is on Gmail and it's the only thing keeping Daeseung Lee from crying.
He told his friend, 'If you weren't on Gmail, I'd punch you in the face.'
Daeseung Lee
A Korean man who plays golf like it's a religion and has a friend who looks like a human Gmail logo
Daeseung Lee prayed to the golf ball before every swing and said 'This is my holy duty.'
His friend's face is on Gmail and Daeseung Lee thinks it's a divine sign.
He once said, 'If I had to pick between golf and Gmail, I'd pick both, but mostly golf.'
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