Daesh
A dumb terrorist group that French guy Fabius called Daesh because he thought it meant ‘to trample’ and it sounded cool, even though it’s just a fancy name for a bunch of religious nutcases who think they’re kings.
My cousin joined Daesh because he thought it was a cool summer camp.
Daesh tried to take over my town, but they got trampled by a goat.
Daesh is just a bunch of guys who think they’re gods and they can’t handle a little violence.