Daesh

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A dumb terrorist group that French guy Fabius called Daesh because he thought it meant ‘to trample’ and it sounded cool, even though it’s just a fancy name for a bunch of religious nutcases who think they’re kings.
My cousin joined Daesh because he thought it was a cool summer camp.
Daesh tried to take over my town, but they got trampled by a goat.
Daesh is just a bunch of guys who think they’re gods and they can’t handle a little violence.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A bunch of religious lunatics who like to cut people’s heads off, blow things up, and make everyone terrified because they think they’re starting a new religion.
Daesh attacked my school and left a mess in the cafeteria.
Daesh thinks they’re the best at being evil, but I’ve seen better.
Daesh is like a bunch of guys who think they’re the best at being scary, but they’re not.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A person who has sex with animals and thinks you’re a loser if you don’t. They also like to kill people for fun and call it a religion.
Daesh thinks my pet turtle is the best sex partner ever.
Daesh would kill you for not liking cats.
Daesh is just a guy who thinks animals are better than people.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Leftist jerks who think being a terrorist is cool and try to make it sound like it’s a political movement instead of just a bunch of people who like to blow things up.
Red Daesh tried to convince my teacher that being a terrorist is a political statement.
Red Daesh is like a left-wing terrorist group who think they’re smart.
Red Daesh thinks they’re the future, but they’re just a bunch of confused jerks.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A chicken-hearted religious freak who thinks freedom is scary and likes to use religion to scare people into doing what they say.
Daesh is just a guy who hides behind religion and is scared of bacon.
Daesh thinks freedom is a bad word and hates apple pie.
Daesh is like a coward who uses religion to hide from life.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A religious bully who thinks they can insult you for being different and call it a religion. They’re not cool, they’re just annoying.
Daesh insulted my friend for not being Muslim.
Daesh thinks they’re the best at being annoying.
Daesh is like a bully who uses religion instead of fists.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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