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E'Laylah
E'Laylah is a fun, cute girl who will laugh at your jokes, but if you make her mad, she will take you down and you won't get up for a while.
You said her crush was weird. She asked him to kiss you in front of the whole school.
You laughed at her during a presentation. She pulled out a slinky and chased you around the hall.
You said she was the worst. She called her mom and said, "He said I'm the worst."
E'Laylah
E'Laylah is hilarious and sweet, but she has a dark side and if you don't watch out, she will ruin your life.
You said her crush was a "weirdo." She told him to kiss you in front of the whole class.
You laughed at her during a test. She drew a mustache on your face and said, "You're a mustache man."
You called her a "fat cat." She said, "I'm a fat cat. I'm also a monster."
E'Laejah
E'Laejah is a total queen bee. She’s got the looks, the grind, and the attitude to back it up. If you mess up, she’ll make you feel like a total failure, but you’ll still be her friend.
You messed up her playlist. She texted you: 'You’re not worthy of my music.'
She showed up to the party wearing a dress and a crown. You showed up in sweatpants. She called you 'the peasant.'
You forgot her birthday. She sent you a 10-minute video of her crying in slow motion.
E'Laejah
E'Laejah is the kind of person who makes your heart go boom. She’s got the brain of a genius, the heart of a lover, and the personality to make you laugh until you snort.
She texted you: 'I know you’re out there crying because you forgot my favorite song. I feel you.'
You broke up with her. She texted you: 'I’ll be fine. I’ve got my friends and my snacks.'
You told her you liked her. She replied: 'I knew that already. I just needed you to say it.'
E'Laejah
E'Laejah is the reason you still breathe. She’s got the skills, the vibes, and the patience to put up with your nonsense.
She stayed up all night texting you because you had a bad dream about thunder.
You failed a test. She sent you a voice note of her laughing and saying, 'I told you so.'
You cried in front of her. She just handed you a bag of chips and said, 'Here. You’ll feel better.'
E'Laejah
E'Laejah is the kind of person who makes everything better. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to make you feel like you’re the best person in the world.
You texted her: 'I’m failing math.' She replied: 'Don’t worry. I’ll be your math teacher.'
She showed up to your worst day with a gift and a smile. You cried. She said, 'I knew you needed this.'
You told her you were scared. She said, 'Don’t be. I’m here.'
E'Laejah
E'Laejah is a total legend. She’s got the skills, the looks, and the heart to make you feel like you’re the best person in the world, even when you’re not.
She texted you: 'You’re my favorite person. Even when you’re being annoying.'
You messed up her favorite song. She said, 'I’ll forgive you if you sing it to me.'
You told her you were sad. She showed up with ice cream and a hug.
E'Laejah
E'Laejah is the kind of person who makes you feel like you’re the best version of yourself. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the heart to back it up.
You failed a test. She sent you a text that said, 'I believe in you. I always have.'
She showed up to your party in a dress and said, 'You’re my favorite person.'
You cried in front of her. She just said, 'Don’t worry. I’m here for you.'
E'Jéi
E'Jéi is a fancy, French-sounding name that means 'My God is the Lord', like a divine version of a girl who thinks she's better than everyone else.
E'Jéi posted: 'I'm not just a name, I'm a spiritual vibe.'
E'Jéi DM'd: 'You’re not even close to my level of holiness.'
E'Jéi said in a tweet: 'I’m the chosen one, and you’re just here to listen.'
E'Jéi
E'Jéi is a name that sounds like it came from a fancy French dictionary, it means 'My God is the Lord,' and she thinks she’s the only one who can say that.
E'Jéi said: 'I don’t just have faith, I have a divine calling.'
E'Jéi tweeted: 'I’m not just a name, I’m a full-time prophetess.'
E'Jéi DM’d: 'You're just here for my divine energy.'
E'Jéi
E'Jéi is a name that’s so fancy, it probably costs more than your mom’s car, and it means 'My God is the Lord,' like she’s the only one who can speak to God.
E'Jéi posted: 'I’m not just a name, I’m a spiritual phenomenon.'
E'Jéi said in a tweet: 'I don’t just believe in God, I talk to him daily.'
E'Jéi DM’d: 'You're just here for my holy vibes.'
E'Jéi
E'Jéi is a name that's so sacred, it's like a VIP pass to heaven, and it means 'My God is the Lord,' like she’s the only one who can even whisper to God.
E'Jéi posted: 'I'm not just a name, I’m a full-time diva of faith.'
E'Jéi said: 'You're just here to listen to my divine thoughts.'
E'Jéi tweeted: 'I don’t just pray, I talk to God on the daily.'
E'Jéi
E'Jéi is a name that sounds like it was made by a French king who wanted to annoy everyone, it means 'My God is the Lord,' and she’s the only one who can say it.
E'Jéi posted: 'I’m not just a name, I’m a spiritual legend.'
E'Jéi DM’d: 'You're just here to admire my divine energy.'
E'Jéi said in a tweet: 'I don’t just have faith, I have divine rights.'
E'Jéi
E'Jéi is a name that’s so fancy, it probably comes with a robe and a crown, and it means 'My God is the Lord,' like she’s the only one who can speak to him.
E'Jéi posted: 'I’m not just a name, I’m a full-time prophetess.'
E'Jéi said in a tweet: 'I don’t just believe in God, I talk to him like he owes me money.'
E'Jéi DM’d: 'You're just here to listen to my holy thoughts.'
E'Dollo
A Swedish snow chump who skis so fast he makes your head spin like a toilet.
I saw E'Dollo zoom past me like I was stuck in traffic.
He skied down the mountain so hard I thought the hill was gonna cry.
That guy skis like he’s got a snowplow and a death wish.
E'Dollo
A Swedish snow wizard who skis so good he should get a medal and a cheeseburger.
E'Dollo skied down the hill like he was on a mission from the cheese gods.
He skied so fast I thought the snow was gonna get a divorce.
That guy skis like he’s been doing it since the ice age.
E'Dollo
A Swedish snow rat who skis so much he’s got blisters and a attitude.
E'Dollo skied like he was trying to get to the bottom of the mountain before lunch.
He skied so hard the snow was like, 'Why?'
That guy skis like he’s got a grudge against the slope.
E' Ya Fanny
A Scottish insult for brainless people or those who did something so dumb it made the hills cry. Also used to call out someone whose accent is so bad it sounds like a goat got hit by a bus.
'E' ya fanny!' I shouted at my cousin after he tried to eat a whole pie in one bite.
'E' ya fanny!' my teacher yelled when I spelled 'because' as 'beacuse.'
'E' ya fanny!' my friend said when I tried to talk to the dog and it just stared at me.
E' Ya Fanny
A loud Scottish way to tell someone they're an idiot or they did something so stupid it made the moon laugh. It's also used when someone talks so badly it sounds like a broken kazoo.
'E' ya fanny!' my brother screamed when I tried to tell a joke and it came out as a whisper.
'E' ya fanny!' my neighbor yelled when I tried to mow the lawn and just sat there.
'E' ya fanny!' my dog said when I tried to teach him to dance.
E' Ya Fanny
A Scottish insult that means you're an idiot or you did something so dumb it made the clouds fall over. It's also used when someone's accent is so bad it sounds like a goat with a lisp.
'E' ya fanny!' my friend shouted when I tried to explain how to tie my shoes and failed.
'E' ya fanny!' my teacher said when I wrote 'math' as 'maths' on the board.
'E' ya fanny!' my brother yelled when I tried to cook and just burnt the toast.
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