E'Dollo

I saw E'Dollo zoom past me like I was stuck in traffic.

He skied down the mountain so hard I thought the hill was gonna cry.

That guy skis like he’s got a snowplow and a death wish.

E'Dollo skied down the hill like he was on a mission from the cheese gods.

He skied so fast I thought the snow was gonna get a divorce.

That guy skis like he’s been doing it since the ice age.

E'Dollo skied like he was trying to get to the bottom of the mountain before lunch.

He skied so hard the snow was like, 'Why?'

That guy skis like he’s got a grudge against the slope.