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E1ite Havoc
A person who plays video games so much, he has no brain left. Only Doritos.
He tried to do math. He said, 'I can't. I'm busy fighting a dragon.'
He eats Doritos with his fingers. Like a monster.
He texted me: 'I'm gonna be the best. I'm gonna beat you.'
E1i7e
A full-time fake who lies so much they think it’s a job.
I told my boss I had a meeting with the president. He believed me. I still haven’t told him I was lying.
She said she got a promotion. I saw her eat a whole pizza for lunch.
He claims he’s a CEO. He works at McDonald’s.
E1i7e
A person who fakes it so hard they might as well be a fraud.
He said he won the lottery. I saw him pay for his kid’s lunch with a $10 bill.
She told me she was a model. She still has zits.
He claimed he had a Lamborghini. It’s a rusty minivan.
E1i7e
A full-time fake who talks like they’re rich but live in a trash can.
He says he’s a billionaire. I saw him eating a hot dog in the park.
She told me she had a mansion. She lives in a tiny apartment with a leaky roof.
He claims he has a private jet. He rides the bus.
E1i7e
A fake who lies so much they might as well be a professional at it.
She said she was a singer. I’ve heard her sing in the shower. It was better.
He told me he had a yacht. It’s a boat that leaks when it rains.
She said she was a doctor. I’ve seen her give a kid a band-aid.
E1i7e
A person who lies so much they might as well be paid to do it.
He said he was a king. I’ve seen him argue with a cashier.
She told me she had a million dollars. I saw her use a coupon.
He claims he has a mansion. He lives in a trailer park.
E1992345
A robot that lives in the Death Dimension and can't be killed. Even the strongest monster can't touch it. It's like Senator Armstrong, but way worse. Its only weakness is electricity, which no one knows about, and that's a problem.
E1992345 just walked into the Death Dimension and laughed at the monster. The monster tried to eat it. It didn't work.
My dog tried to bite E1992345. It got electrocuted and died. I feel bad for my dog.
E1992345 is the reason I hate electricity. It's like it's out to get me.
E1992345
A super strong robot that hacks electric stuff all over the world. If it catches you hacking, it will track your IP and torture you at his gym on the planet Adranos. Don't let him catch you.
I was hacking a bank when E1992345 showed up. He found my IP and now I'm doing burpees on Adranos.
My friend tried to hack a spaceship. E1992345 caught him and now he's doing pull-ups on a planet.
I tried to hack a toaster. E1992345 found me and now I'm working out on Adranos. It's not fair.
E1331
E1331 is the king of the silk song gang who makes fake silkposts so good they make your brain explode
E1331 just photoshopped a silkpost so real I tried to text my ex
That silkpost was so good I cried and then I cursed
I thought it was a real photo until E1331 added a fake mustache
E1331
E1331 is the guy who makes fake silkposts so good they could trick a priest
E1331 made a silkpost so good my mom believed it was real
I showed my dad the silkpost and he said E1331 was a genius
That silkpost was so good I tried to marry it
E1331
E1331 is the silkpost wizard who turns trash into treasure with his photoshopping magic
E1331 turned my bad silkpost into a masterpiece
I asked E1331 to fix my silkpost and he gave me a new life
E1331 photoshopped my silkpost so good I got a promotion
E12
When a person is completely trashed in a game. It came from Forsen, who got stuck in a tree with his horse like a total idiot and started typing nonsense in chat because he was too wasted to care. He ended up dying in lava like a bad decision.
E12 when I got stuck in a tree and my horse looked at me like I was a failure.
E12 when I got stuck in a tree and my horse looked at me like I was a failure.
E12 when I got stuck in a tree and my horse looked at me like I was a failure.
E12
Vitamin E12 is basically a magic pill for people who take SARMs and want to avoid looking like a man who got hit by a truck. It’s like giving your body a turbo boost to keep your hormones from going completely insane.
I took E12 and my testosterone went through the roof, like it was fighting a war.
I took E12 and my testosterone went through the roof, like it was fighting a war.
I took E12 and my testosterone went through the roof, like it was fighting a war.
E10taku
A boy who thinks anime is better than real life and acts like a total idiot about it.
Why do you think my crush is a fake person? Because I like anime, not you!
I would rather die than watch a normal movie. I only watch anime.
If you don't like Naruto, you're a disgrace to humanity.
E10taku
A boy who talks about anime like it’s a religion and you’re a sinner if you don’t get it.
You don’t know what a true believer looks like. I do. I’m a true believer.
If you don’t know who Luffy is, you’re not even alive.
I pray to the anime gods every day. You don’t.
E10taku
A boy who thinks he's the main character of his own anime and everyone else is just background noise.
I’m the hero of this story. You’re just the sidekick.
You’re not even in the main cast. You’re just a filler character.
If I don’t save the day, the whole world will fall apart.
E10taku
A boy who eats ramen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and still thinks he’s cool because of it.
I eat ramen every day. That’s how I stay strong for anime battles.
If I don’t eat ramen, I can’t watch my anime. It’s that simple.
I don’t need food. I need ramen.
E10taku
A boy who thinks he's the smartest person in the world just because he knows the ending of an anime.
I know the ending of this anime. That makes me the smartest person ever.
You didn’t see the twist? You’re not even paying attention.
I knew the whole story before it started. You? You’re just clueless.
E10taku
A boy who screams every time his favorite anime character does something cool, like a total lunatic.
He did a cool move! I screamed so loud my neighbors called the police!
I screamed so much I got a sore throat and a headache.
I screamed so hard I think I broke my voice.
E10 penis
Your dreams were stolen by a meaty miracle that should’ve been outlawed.
My dreams were stolen by a meaty miracle that should’ve been outlawed. I’m still trying to get my life back.
I woke up screaming because my dreams were stolen by a meaty miracle.
My brain is now a meaty miracle’s prisoner.
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