Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human that lives in the Xbox and only comes out to eat Doritos and poop on the floor.

I saw E1ite Havoc in the hallway. He was eating Doritos and crying because he lost a game.

My cousin is E1ite Havoc. He doesn't know who the president is.

He texted me: 'I'm gonna beat you in Fortnite. I'm not even awake.'

2

A person who plays video games like it's their job and eats Doritos like it's their religion.

E1ite Havoc just ate 10 bags of Doritos and still lost to his dog in Minecraft.

He DMed me: 'I'm not coming to school. I'm battling a dragon.'

He thinks the moon is a video game character.

3

A brainless zombie who plays Xbox so much, he forgot how to talk.

E1ite Havoc tried to say hello. He just said 'Pew Pew.'

He eats Doritos with his hands like a savage.

He texted me: 'I'm gonna be rich. I just need to beat this game.'

4

A kid who lives in a world of games and snacks, and has no idea what real life is.

He said his favorite color is blue because it's the color of the sky in his game.

He eats Doritos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

He told his mom he's going to college. She said, 'You're going to the Xbox.'

5

A human being who is so addicted to Xbox, he would rather die than stop playing.

E1ite Havoc died in the game. He cried for 3 hours.

He ate a whole bag of Doritos in one bite. It was brutal.

He told me, 'I don't need friends. I have my game.'

6

A person who plays video games so much, he has no brain left. Only Doritos.

He tried to do math. He said, 'I can't. I'm busy fighting a dragon.'

He eats Doritos with his fingers. Like a monster.

He texted me: 'I'm gonna be the best. I'm gonna beat you.'