E' Ya Fanny

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A Scottish insult for brainless people or those who did something so dumb it made the hills cry. Also used to call out someone whose accent is so bad it sounds like a goat got hit by a bus.
'E' ya fanny!' I shouted at my cousin after he tried to eat a whole pie in one bite.
'E' ya fanny!' my teacher yelled when I spelled 'because' as 'beacuse.'
'E' ya fanny!' my friend said when I tried to talk to the dog and it just stared at me.
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A loud Scottish way to tell someone they're an idiot or they did something so stupid it made the moon laugh. It's also used when someone talks so badly it sounds like a broken kazoo.
'E' ya fanny!' my brother screamed when I tried to tell a joke and it came out as a whisper.
'E' ya fanny!' my neighbor yelled when I tried to mow the lawn and just sat there.
'E' ya fanny!' my dog said when I tried to teach him to dance.
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A Scottish insult that means you're an idiot or you did something so dumb it made the clouds fall over. It's also used when someone's accent is so bad it sounds like a goat with a lisp.
'E' ya fanny!' my friend shouted when I tried to explain how to tie my shoes and failed.
'E' ya fanny!' my teacher said when I wrote 'math' as 'maths' on the board.
'E' ya fanny!' my brother yelled when I tried to cook and just burnt the toast.
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