Daesh-hole
A Daesh-hole is a holy-cow-chasing, freedom-hating, goat-chomping, bacon-avoiding, pie-stealing, camel-riding, god-screaming, spineless, meat-eating, pie-hating, pizza-avoiding idiot.
Daesh-hole said they’d take over the world, but they couldn’t even handle the lunch lady.
Daesh-hole screamed about god, but cried when the pizza showed up.
Daesh-hole ran like a scared chicken when the bacon was frying and the apple pie was on the menu.