Discover Slang

Eat A Food
A word so good it makes your brain explode and your eyes roll back. It's like a hot dog at a county fair, but it's also a phrase you use when you're winning.
I ate my food and it was so good, I cried.
She ate her food and started dancing in the middle of the park.
He ate his food and won the lottery just because he said it.
Eat A Food
The best day ever because you get to eat Tyler's food no matter what he did, no matter how messy or how bad it tasted.
Today is the day I eat Tyler's food and I don't care if it's just ketchup.
I ate Tyler's food and I didn't even wash my hands first.
Today is the day I get to eat Tyler's food even though he forgot to cook it.
Eat A Cat Day
Eat A Cat Day is when people rip cats apart and eat them like they're bad meat, just because a guy named Sir Catsburg was a total jerk to humans and only loved his 1000 cats.
My mom ate a cat on Eat A Cat Day and said it tasted like chicken but with more sass.
My teacher threatened to eat my pet cat if I didn’t do my homework.
My dad ate a cat on Eat A Cat Day and it was the worst day of my life.
Eat A Cat Day
Eat A Cat Day is a dumb holiday where people think it’s cool to eat cats because some guy named Sir Catsburg was a total waste of oxygen.
My neighbor ate a cat and then threw the bones at my dog.
My brother ate a cat and now he smells like cat hair and regret.
My grandma said she’d eat a cat if my dad didn’t stop talking about his cat.”
Eat A Cat Day
Eat A Cat Day is when people go full lunatic and eat cats because a guy named Sir Catsburg was a total f***ing disaster to the human race.
My cat ran away on Eat A Cat Day and never came back.
My friend ate a cat and then said it tasted like regret and tuna.
My dog ate a cat and now he’s a total mess and smells like f***ing disaster.
Eat 50
Philly slang for eating 50 dicks like it’s your job and you’re getting paid in shame
Bro I just got challenged to eat 50 dicks and I’m gonna win
She said eat 50 dicks and I said I’ll eat 50 and still kiss you
My mom told me to eat 50 dicks or she’d send me to boarding school
Eat 50
When you’re so fed up you just take 50 dicks and swallow them like they’re candy
After that fight, I ate 50 dicks and told everyone to shut up
He called me a coward so I ate 50 dicks in front of him
My friend dared me to eat 50 dicks and I did it for fun
Eat 50
The ultimate flex in Philly, you take 50 dicks and laugh in their faces
I ate 50 dicks and walked out like I owned the place
At the bar, I ate 50 dicks and nobody even blinked
I told my boss I’d eat 50 dicks if he gave me a raise
Eat 50
It’s like a buffet but instead of food, it’s 50 dicks and you have to eat them all
I went to the buffet and ate 50 dicks for lunch
My friend said the buffet was closed but I still ate 50 dicks
The buffet had no food so I ate 50 dicks
Eat 50
When you’re tired of being called a chicken, you just eat 50 dicks and prove it
They called me a chicken so I ate 50 dicks and won
At the gym, I ate 50 dicks to show I was not a chicken
After my mom called me a chicken, I ate 50 dicks
Eat 50
It’s like a test, if you can eat 50 dicks, you pass and become a Philly legend
I took the test and ate 50 dicks, I passed
My brother took the test and ate 50 dicks and became a legend
They gave me the test and I ate 50 dicks to prove it
Eat & Play Combo
Sucking a woman's snatch while jacking off with her clitty. It’s like a double feature and she’s the main attraction.
I gave her a blow job and fingered her at the same time. She screamed like she was getting electrocuted.
He was eating her out and poking her clit like it was a pinata. She went nuts.
She was getting head and getting fingered. It was like a party in her pants.
Eat & Play Combo
You're giving a woman a face full of her snatch while tickling her clitty. It’s like a surprise party she didn’t know she needed.
She was getting head and I was poking her clit. She was like, 'What’s going on? I can’t breathe!'
He was eating her out and giving her a clit rub. She was screaming like it was the final level of a video game.
She got head and a clit massage at the same time. She was like, 'I don’t even know what I did to deserve this.'
Eat & Play Combo
You're giving a woman a blowjob and a clit massage at the same time. It’s like the ultimate combo for her pleasure.
I gave her a blow job and rubbed her clit. She was like, 'I’m going to die from happiness.'
He was eating her out and giving her a clit rub. She screamed like she was on fire.
She got head and a clit rub. She was like, 'That was the best combo I’ve ever had.'
Easzomplicated
When something is as simple as pie but also as confusing as a drunk spider on meth.
Why is my math homework easy but I can't figure it out? Eazomplicated.
The instructions said 'just cook it' but now I have 17 questions.
This app is like a toddler with a PhD.
Easzomplicated
It’s like your brain is getting a PhD while your hands are doing a hot dog dance.
This game is easy to start but I’ve been playing for 3 hours and I still don’t know what I’m doing.
The directions were short, but I’ve read them 10 times and I’m still lost.
My life is eazomplicated. I know how to live, but I don’t know how to survive.
Easzomplicated
You think it’s simple, but then it hits you like a bag of bricks with a headache.
This app is easy to download, but now I have 100 notifications and I don’t know why.
The test was easy, but I failed because I forgot my name.
I thought the road was straight. It’s not. It’s a twisty, confusing mess.
Easzomplicated
It’s like someone gave you a key but it doesn’t open the door and now you’re crying.
This password was easy to remember, but now I can’t log in and I’m screaming.
The instructions said 'just press the button', but now I have 5 buttons and I don’t know which one to press.
My life is like a broken key. It’s simple, but it doesn’t work.
Easzomplicated
It’s like you know what to do, but your brain says, 'No, you don’t, and you never will.'
This problem was easy, but my brain is yelling at me.
I know how to cook, but now I’m burning everything and I don’t know why.
The game was easy, but my brain is confused and now I’m crying.
Easyqual
When you're so good at something that you don't even need to try hard, and your friends are so bad that they make it look like a joke. You breeze through and move on like it was nothing.
I finished the test in 10 minutes. My friend still had 20 questions left. Easyqual, baby.
He did the dance battle in his pajamas. I won by default. Easyqual.
She aced the quiz. The rest of us got confused by the question. Easyqual.
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