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Easyqual

When you're so far ahead that you don't even need to break a sweat, and everyone else is so clueless that they might as well have given up.

I got the highest score in the class. My friend didn't even know what the test was about. Easyqual.

He beat the level in 30 seconds. The others were still figuring out the controls. Easyqual.

She got into the next round without even blinking. The rest of us were still stuck on level one. Easyqual.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easyqual

When you're so good that you don't even have to try, and your friends are so bad that they make you feel sorry for them.

I finished the race before the others even started. Easyqual.

He got the job without an interview. Easyqual.

She passed the exam without studying. Easyqual.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easyqual

When you're so good at something that you could do it with your eyes closed, and your friends are so bad that they make it look like a disaster.

I finished the assignment in 10 minutes. My friend still had to ask for help. Easyqual.

He won the game without even trying. Easyqual.

She got the highest score without even breaking a sweat. Easyqual.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easyqual

When you're so good that it's like watching a pro, and everyone else is so bad that they might as well have walked out.

I finished the test before the others even started. Easyqual.

He beat the level without even looking. Easyqual.

She got into the next round without even blinking. Easyqual.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easyobtanium

The only thing worse than getting it is not getting it.

'You got Easyobtanium? I'm still waiting.'

'He got Easyobtanium. I got nothing but jealousy.'

'She said I got Easyobtanium. I said, 'You're lying.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easyobtanium

The best way to shut someone up without actually fighting them.

'You think you got Easyobtanium? I got it before you even asked.'

'He got Easyobtanium and I got a slap.'

'She gave me Easyobtanium and I didn't even have to beg.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easyobtanium

A magical word that makes you feel like a king, even if you're just a broke husband.

'I got Easyobtanium and my wife said I was a king.'

'He got Easyobtanium and I got a pizza.'

'She gave me Easyobtanium and I said, 'I'm rich.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easyobtanium

The only thing that can make a man forget he forgot his pants.

'He got Easyobtanium and forgot his pants.'

'She gave me Easyobtanium and I forgot my name.'

'He got Easyobtanium and I got a bruise.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easyobtanium

The secret weapon of any man who wants to stay married.

'He used Easyobtanium to save his marriage.'

'She gave me Easyobtanium and I didn't get divorced.'

'He got Easyobtanium and I got a divorce.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easyobtanium

The only thing that can make a woman laugh even when she's mad at you.

'She got Easyobtanium and laughed at me.'

'He gave me Easyobtanium and I forgave him.'

'She said I got Easyobtanium and I got mad.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easyly

When something is so easy, you can't even spell easily because you're too dumb and angry.

Bro, this test was so easy, I spelled 'easily' wrong out of pure spite.

I finished the homework in 10 minutes and still spelled 'easily' wrong on purpose.

This game was so easy, I spelled 'easily' wrong just to be a pain.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easyly

When something is so simple, you drop your pencil and yell at the universe for being too easy.

This math problem was so easy, I dropped my pencil and yelled at my teacher.

The quiz was so easy, I threw my pencil at the board and cursed the day I was born.

This task was so simple, I dropped my pencil and asked the sky why it was being nice.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easyhk

A god in World of Warcraft online who thinks they're the best and doesn't care about anyone else.

Easyhk logged in and immediately yelled at a noob for not knowing how to cast a spell.

Easyhk killed 10 people in 3 seconds and then laughed at them.

Easyhk said 'You're not even worth my time' to a player who had been playing for 10 years.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easyhk

A player in World of Warcraft who thinks they're a god and walks all over people.

Easyhk walked into a battle and just stared at the enemy like they were trash.

Easyhk beat up a group of players and then told them to 'get a life.'

Easyhk said 'I don't even need to try' before winning a fight.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easyhk

A god in World of Warcraft who doesn't know how to be nice and just yells at people.

Easyhk yelled at a player for not moving out of the way fast enough.

Easyhk said 'You're the worst' to someone who had been playing for hours.

Easyhk just stared at a group of players and then killed them all in one hit.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easygoatchin

A man so good-looking he makes women drool and men want to punch him. He's the kind of guy who walks into a room and steals the spotlight like it's his birthright.

My cousin is an easygoatchin. He got three girls to text him at the same time last week.

That guy at the bar was an easygoatchin. I swear the bartender gave him free drinks just to keep him happy.

My neighbor is an easygoatchin. He walks his dog like he's winning a beauty pageant.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easygoatchin

A man so attractive he could make a nun lose her vows. He's the kind of guy who makes women forget their exes, their kids, and their coffee.

My friend is an easygoatchin. He made my sister quit her job to follow him to Alaska.

That guy at the gym is an easygoatchin. He bench-pressed 200 pounds and still looked like a model.

My teacher is an easygoatchin. He got 10 girls to do his homework for him.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easygoatchin

A man so good-looking he could make a man cry. He's the kind of guy who walks into a bar and makes the whole place go quiet.

My brother is an easygoatchin. He got a girl to quit college to move in with him.

That guy in my class is an easygoatchin. He got 5 girls to text him at the same time.

My uncle is an easygoatchin. He got my aunt to leave her husband for him.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easyblue

The guy who takes your money and your mom's dignity after she lets your grade's biggest idiot touch her.

My mom went to Easyblue and cried in the back room while I got a pizza.

Easyblue charges $100 an hour just to listen to my mom's shame.

I told Easyblue my mom let Mr. Thompson touch her, and he gave me a lollipop and a pill.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easyblue

The guy who makes your mom pay for his coffee after he finds out she let your grade's dirtiest kid touch her.

Easyblue said my mom's story was 'a classic' and charged her for a latte.

He said my mom was 'a tough case' and asked for a tip.

He laughed when I told him my mom let Mr. Thompson touch her.

by Slangipedia 17d ago