Easyblue

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The guy who takes your money and your mom's dignity after she lets your grade's biggest idiot touch her.

My mom went to Easyblue and cried in the back room while I got a pizza.

Easyblue charges $100 an hour just to listen to my mom's shame.

I told Easyblue my mom let Mr. Thompson touch her, and he gave me a lollipop and a pill.

The guy who makes your mom pay for his coffee after he finds out she let your grade's dirtiest kid touch her.

Easyblue said my mom's story was 'a classic' and charged her for a latte.

He said my mom was 'a tough case' and asked for a tip.

He laughed when I told him my mom let Mr. Thompson touch her.

The guy who gets your mom's secrets and your wallet after she lets your grade's biggest idiot touch her.

Easyblue took my mom's story and my lunch money in one session.

He said my mom's story was 'so bad, it's good' and took my allowance.

He asked my mom if she liked getting touched by the school's biggest loser.