Discover Slang

Easyblue
The guy who gets your mom's secrets and your wallet after she lets your grade's biggest idiot touch her.
Easyblue took my mom's story and my lunch money in one session.
He said my mom's story was 'so bad, it's good' and took my allowance.
He asked my mom if she liked getting touched by the school's biggest loser.
Easybelotti(Toby)
A fake Instagram account that looks like Haaland but isn't and is the second biggest pain in the ass after Luca
'Easybelotti is the worst. He looks like Haaland but has the face of a loser.'
'Why does Easybelotti get all the likes? Luca is way better.'
'Easybelotti is just a guy with a filter and a bad attitude.'
Easybelotti(Toby)
A smug guy who thinks he's better than Luca and looks like Haaland but isn't
'Easybelotti thinks he's the main guy. He's not.'
'Easybelotti is just a guy with a filter and a big ego.'
'Why does Easybelotti get all the hype? He's not even good.'
Easybelotti(Toby)
A guy who looks like Haaland but isn't and is the second worst person after Luca
'Easybelotti is just a guy with a filter and a bad attitude.'
'Easybelotti is the second worst person. Luca is the worst.'
'Easybelotti looks like Haaland but is the worst.'
Easybake generation
Kids who get ignored because their parents are too busy doing dumb stuff and don't care if they end up as burnt toast. It's like they're baking themselves with no help.
Mom: 'I'm gonna get a tattoo. You're on your own.'
Dad: 'I'm playing Fortnite. Don't expect me to help you with your math.'
Sister: 'I'm gonna eat all the cookies. Good luck with your life.'
Easybake generation
Kids who grow up thinking their parents are just extra ingredients in a bad cake. They end up baking their own lives with zero help.
Mom: 'I'm going to a party. Don't forget to feed the dog.'
Dad: 'I'm watching Netflix. You're on your own.'
Brother: 'I'm gonna eat the last pizza. Good luck with your life.'
Easybake generation
Kids who are left alone because their parents are too busy doing stupid stuff. It’s like they’re the only ones in the oven and no one’s watching.
Mom: 'I’m going to the mall. Don’t let the cat out.'
Dad: 'I’m playing video games. You’re on your own.'
Sister: 'I’m going to sleep. Don’t bother me.'
Easybake generation
Kids who get no help because their parents are too busy being annoying. They end up cooking their own lives with no help and a lot of frustration.
Mom: 'I’m getting a new haircut. Don’t bother me.'
Dad: 'I’m watching YouTube. You’re on your own.'
Brother: 'I’m going to eat all the candy. Good luck with your life.'
Easybake generation
Kids who are treated like they’re the only ones in the kitchen and no one’s helping. Their parents are too busy doing dumb stuff and don’t care.
Mom: 'I’m going to the gym. Don’t let the dog out.'
Dad: 'I’m playing poker. You’re on your own.'
Sister: 'I’m going to bed. Don’t bother me.'
Easybake generation
Kids who are left to fend for themselves because their parents are too busy being dumb. They're like the only ingredient in a bad recipe and no one’s helping them.
Mom: 'I’m going to get a new phone. Don’t bother me.'
Dad: 'I’m playing video games. You’re on your own.'
Brother: 'I’m gonna eat the last burger. Good luck with your life.'
EasyVibe
A squad of four people. One is brown and the others are white. They can play instruments better than your grandma can cook.
My EasyVibe just jammed and my ears are bleeding. What's wrong with you people?
They played so good I cried. I didn't even know I could cry.
EasyVibe is like a group of gods. I'm just here to suffer.
EasyVibe
Four people. One brown, three white. They play instruments like they were born with them. You were not.
EasyVibe is the reason I failed music class. They’re like superstars.
They started playing and I felt like I was in a garbage can.
I asked them to play. They played. Now I can’t hear anything.
EasyVibe
A group of four. One is brown. Others are white. They play instruments like it’s their job. You just live in the background.
They played and I just sat there like a dumb dog.
EasyVibe is like a band. I’m just the background noise.
They’re so good I want to die. Please let me die.
EasyVibe
Four people. One brown, three white. They play instruments so good they make your brain explode.
They played and my brain exploded. I’m still trying to pick up the pieces.
I watched them play. I cried. I didn’t even know I had tears.
EasyVibe is like a group of monsters. They play. You suffer.
EasyVibe
A group of four. One is brown, others are white. They play instruments better than your mom can sing.
EasyVibe is like a dream. I’m just the nightmare.
They play so good I want to hug them. I don’t even know why.
I just watched them play. Now I’m sad. Why am I sad?
EasyVibe
Four people. One brown, three white. They play instruments like they’re rich. You’re just poor and watching.
They play and I just sit there like a sad dog.
EasyVibe is so good I want to give them my soul.
They’re rich. I’m poor. They play. I’m just here.
EasyRhino
EasyRhino is a stupid marapets guy who pays his friends to be his sidekicks and yells at everyone else like they owe him money.
He paid his friend 50 bucks to laugh at my bad jokes.
He screamed at me for 10 minutes because I didn't like his avatar.
He gave his friend a pizza just to be cool in front of others.
EasyRhino
EasyRhino is a fake marapets dude who buys his friends pizza and insults everyone else like they're the worst person ever.
He bought his friend a pizza and called me a waste of time.
He said I was a disgrace and I didn't even do anything.
He gave his friend a soda just to make me feel bad.
EasyRhino
EasyRhino is a clueless marapets loser who pays his friends to be his little helpers and roasts people who aren't in his group.
He paid his friend 10 bucks to say I was the worst.
He roasted me for 5 minutes because I didn't like his music.
He gave his friend a cookie just to be popular.
EasyRhino
EasyRhino is a brainless marapets guy who shoves money at his friends and cusses out everyone else like they're his enemies.
He gave his friend 20 bucks to ignore me.
He cussed me out for no reason at all.
He paid his friend just to be his sidekick.
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