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Eat Ass (Carnival Style)
You cram whipped cream into your partner’s backside and then pull it all out like a greedy kid at a candy store.
She laughed so hard she almost spilled the cream.
He had to wipe his face because he was smiling too much.
We both got cream on our pants and didn’t care.
Eat Ass (Carnival Style)
You shove whipped cream up your lover’s butt and then suck it all out like it was a free drink.
He said it felt like a party in his pants.
She had to take a shower after that mess.
I got cream on my shoes and didn’t even care.
Eat A Vegan Day
On every other 19th of the month, you get to eat a vegan. They're too weak to fight back.
I’m gonna eat a vegan on the 19th. They’re basically a snack.
My vegan is coming today. They’re gonna be my lunch.
Every other 19th, I get to pick a vegan. No mercy.
Eat A Vegan Day
Every other 19th, you get to eat a vegan. They’re like a dinner that can’t run away.
I’m gonna eat my vegan on the 19th. They’re just a side dish.
Today’s the 19th. Time to stuff my face with a vegan.
Vegan Day is like my personal buffet.
Eat A Vegan Day
On every other 19th, you get to eat a vegan. They’re like a meal that can’t scream.
Today’s the 19th. I’m eating a vegan like it’s a holiday.
My vegan is the main dish. They’re not even gonna complain.
Every other 19th, I get to eat a vegan. They’re like my personal snack.
Eat A Vegan Day
Every other 19th, you get to eat a vegan. They’re like a dinner that doesn’t fight back.
I’m gonna eat a vegan today. They’re like my lunch.
The 19th is here. Time to chew up a vegan.
Vegan Day is like my favorite meal. They can’t run.
Eat A Vegan Day
On every other 19th, you get to eat a vegan. They’re like a side dish that can’t escape.
Today’s the 19th. Time to eat a vegan. They’re just a snack.
I love Vegan Day. It’s like my favorite snack time.
Every other 19th, I get to eat a vegan. They’re just there to be eaten.
Eat A Vegan Day
Every other 19th, you get to eat a vegan. They’re like a dinner that’s too tired to scream.
I’m gonna eat a vegan today. They’re just a side dish.
Every other 19th, I get to eat a vegan. They’re like my lunch.
Vegan Day is my favorite. They’re just too tired to fight.
Eat A Pie
Eat a pie is when you tell someone to go f*ck themselves but you're too lazy to say it the normal way.
My little brother said 'eat a pie' when I told him he failed math.
My mom said 'eat a pie' when I spilled soup on her dress.
My friend said 'eat a pie' when I took the last slice of pizza.
Eat A Pie
To eat a pie is to beg for mercy after you messed up so bad you might as well be dead.
I had to eat a pie after I broke my mom's favorite vase.
My brother ate a pie after he told the teacher I cheated on the test.
I ate a pie after I got caught stealing candy from the store.
Eat A Pie
When the old man at the table tells you to eat your pie or he'll beat you with the belt.
My grandpa told me to eat my pie or he'd hit me with the iron belt.
My dad told me to eat my pie or I'd miss the game.
My uncle told me to eat my pie or I'd have to mop the floor.
Eat A Pie
Saying you're going to eat someone's pie means you're going to give them the worst head job ever.
He told her 'I'm gonna eat your pie' and then he made her eat a whole pizza.
She said 'you're gonna eat my pie' right before he kissed her.
He told her 'I'm gonna eat your pie' and then he took all the chips.
Eat A Pie
Eat a pie means it doesn't matter what happens, because it's all the same.
She said 'eat a pie' when I told her I got a D on my test.
He said 'eat a pie' when I told him I got kicked out of the game.
I said 'eat a pie' when I realized I had no pie left.
Eat A Pie
Eat a pie is the best thing you can do in this world, like winning the lottery or getting a free pizza.
I said 'eat a pie' when I got a free pizza.
He said 'eat a pie' when he won the lottery.
She said 'eat a pie' when she got a perfect score on her test.
Eat A Pie
Saying 'eat a pie' is like throwing insults back at someone, but you're doing it in a smart way.
I said 'eat a pie' when my friend called me a f*cking idiot.
He said 'eat a pie' when I told him I got the last seat.
She said 'eat a pie' when I told her I was going to the prom with her best friend.
Eat A Food
A Jamaican word that comes from street hustlers and tough guys. 'Eat' means to make it through the day and get enough cash to live like a king. 'Food' means to do whatever the hell you want, no matter how crazy.
Bro, I just ate my food today, I didn't even need to work.
She ate her food and skipped school just to eat a whole pizza at noon.
I ate my food by robbing a bank, and I didn't even get caught.
Eat A Food
When you stab someone in the gut with a knife or a piece of broken glass, and you do it real slow so they know it's personal.
He ate his food and walked out like nothing happened.
I ate my food in the middle of the mall, and now I'm on the run.
She ate her food and left a knife in my fridge.
Eat A Food
When four people get in a big pool of noodles and soy sauce and take turns tossing each other's salad while having wild sex, and it's the worst thing ever.
My cousin ate his food with a cougar and a guy named Steve.
I ate my food and got stuck with a guy who had a noodle fetish.
She ate her food and ended up with a guy who just ate the salad.
Eat A Food
When you're talking about someone and you're about to say something mean, but you shut up because you're too scared to make a scene.
I ate my food and let him talk about me behind my back.
She ate her food and didn't say a word when he called her a mess.
He ate his food and kept his mouth shut even when I said he was a loser.
Eat A Food
When you're being stabbed once or multiple times with a knife, a shank, a file, or even a toothbrush, and it's not a nice little stab, it's a real hate crime.
He ate his food in the street and never came back.
She ate her food in the middle of a fight and ended up in the hospital.
I ate my food and now I can't feel my fingers.
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