Eat A Pie
Saying 'eat a pie' is like throwing insults back at someone, but you're doing it in a smart way.
I said 'eat a pie' when my friend called me a f*cking idiot.
He said 'eat a pie' when I told him I got the last seat.
She said 'eat a pie' when I told her I was going to the prom with her best friend.