Eat A Cat Day
Eat A Cat Day is when people rip cats apart and eat them like they're bad meat, just because a guy named Sir Catsburg was a total jerk to humans and only loved his 1000 cats.
My mom ate a cat on Eat A Cat Day and said it tasted like chicken but with more sass.
My teacher threatened to eat my pet cat if I didn’t do my homework.
My dad ate a cat on Eat A Cat Day and it was the worst day of my life.