Easzomplicated

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When something is as simple as pie but also as confusing as a drunk spider on meth.
Why is my math homework easy but I can't figure it out? Eazomplicated.
The instructions said 'just cook it' but now I have 17 questions.
This app is like a toddler with a PhD.
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It’s like your brain is getting a PhD while your hands are doing a hot dog dance.
This game is easy to start but I’ve been playing for 3 hours and I still don’t know what I’m doing.
The directions were short, but I’ve read them 10 times and I’m still lost.
My life is eazomplicated. I know how to live, but I don’t know how to survive.
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You think it’s simple, but then it hits you like a bag of bricks with a headache.
This app is easy to download, but now I have 100 notifications and I don’t know why.
The test was easy, but I failed because I forgot my name.
I thought the road was straight. It’s not. It’s a twisty, confusing mess.
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It’s like someone gave you a key but it doesn’t open the door and now you’re crying.
This password was easy to remember, but now I can’t log in and I’m screaming.
The instructions said 'just press the button', but now I have 5 buttons and I don’t know which one to press.
My life is like a broken key. It’s simple, but it doesn’t work.
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It’s like you know what to do, but your brain says, 'No, you don’t, and you never will.'
This problem was easy, but my brain is yelling at me.
I know how to cook, but now I’m burning everything and I don’t know why.
The game was easy, but my brain is confused and now I’m crying.
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