paige simpson
A young lady with a body that could make Joes brain turn into soup
She walked by Joe and his brain turned to mush
He tried to talk to her but forgot how to speak
Paige was in the water and he couldn’t even think straight
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paige sharp
A Paige Sharp is someone who worships Justin Bieber like he’s a god. They don’t just listen to his music, they live it, breathe it, and probably dream in it.
I woke up at 3 AM to pray to Bieber because I had a nightmare about him not coming back.
My dog got adopted by a Paige Sharp, and now he wears a Bieber shirt and eats bieber shaped spaghetti for breakfast.
At school, I drew a portrait of Justin Bieber on my math test and got sent to the office.
paige sharp
To be a Paige Sharp is to have a level of obsession so deep it could make your mom jealous. You don’t just like him, you are him.
I got in trouble for telling the principal that Justin Bieber was my real dad.
I wrote a love letter to Justin Bieber and mailed it to his house. I also took a selfie with the mailman.
My teacher gave me detention because I used her marker to draw Bieber on the whiteboard.
paige sharp
A Paige Sharp is someone who knows more about Justin Bieber than your mom knows about your grades. They probably know his birth time by heart.
I told my crush that I could beat him in a trivia game about Justin Bieber, and now he’s mad at me.
My friend texted me at 3 AM to ask if I knew what time Justin Bieber was born on his birthday.
I skipped lunch to watch a Justin Bieber live stream instead.
paige sharp
A Paige Sharp is the kind of person who would die for Justin Bieber. They might even go as far as eating his spaghetti and sleeping in his sheets.
I tried to eat bieber shaped spaghetti, but it tasted like a sad attempt at love.
My sister took my phone away because I spent 2 hours texting Justin Bieber’s fans.
I drew a mustache on a picture of him and got banned from his fan club.
paige sharp
To be a Paige Sharp is to be so obsessed with Justin Bieber that you might as well be his ex. You know all the dirt, even if it’s fake.
I cried when I found out he had 300 followers and not 500.
My mom thinks I’m crazy because I told her I could get Justin Bieber to text me.
At lunch, I pretended my sandwich was a Justin Bieber burger.
paige sharp
A Paige Sharp is someone who has no life. They spend all their time dreaming about Justin Bieber and probably think he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
I told my teacher I could get Justin Bieber to come to school, and now she’s watching me.
My little brother drew a portrait of Justin Bieber on his homework and got an A+
I used my allowance money to buy bieber shaped spaghetti for dinner.
paige scharf
a guy who wears dresses like it's a religion, eats ass more than broccoli, and sleeps so much he might as well be dead. also vapes like it's a holy war.
He wore a pink dress to the gym and said it was 'for the soul.'
He ate three sandwiches of ass at lunch and didn't even blink.
He fell asleep during a Zoom meeting and didn’t wake up until Tuesday.
paige scharf
a human who thinks broccoli is the best food ever, chows down on ass like it's breakfast, and naps for days. sometimes uses horse tranquilizers to get through life.
He took a nap during class and woke up with a full beard.
He ate a sandwich of ass and called it 'a new kind of cuisine.'
He used a horse tranquilizer to calm down after getting yelled at.
paige scharf
a guy who wears dresses like he’s trying to win a bet, eats ass more than anyone else, and sleeps so much it's like he’s hiding from the world. also vapes like it’s his job.
He wore a dress to a football game and said it was 'for the vibe.'
He ate five sandwiches of ass in one sitting and called it 'a power move.'
He vaped so much during class, the teacher had to call the principal.
paige rosenbrook
a hot girl who will never leave you hanging, even when she's too high to remember your name
You: 'Hey Paige, where are you?' Paige: 'I'm in the bathroom. Also, I just ate a whole pizza.'
Paige texts you at 3 AM with a selfie and a question about why you're single.
She shows up to your exam with glitter on her face and a bag of chips.
paige rosenbrook
the only girl who will help you pass math class by doing all the work while you eat pizza
Paige: 'I did your homework. Also, I added extra cheese.'
She texts you during the test with a photo of her face and the answer to question 5.
You fail the quiz. She passes it for you.
paige rosenbrook
a girl who looks good, talks trash, and still shows up when you need her most
She texts you: 'I'm here. Also, I just got a tattoo of your face.'
You're crying in the hallway. She walks in with a sandwich and a laugh.
She posts a photo of you on Instagram with the caption 'My favorite human.'
paige rivera
A low-life tramp who posts foot photos to get cash from strangers
She sent me a pic of her toes and asked for $20. I said no.
Her feet are so ugly, but she still charges people.
I told her I’d pay if she wore socks. She said no way.
paige rivera
A dirty girl who sells foot pictures like they're hot dogs at a fair
She posted a foot pic and said, 'Buy this or I'll curse you.'
I bought three pics. She sent me one. The other two were her dog's feet.
She said she’d send me a video if I paid $50. I said no.
paige rivera
A smelly sluttish person who posts foot photos to get money from people
She sent me a pic and said, 'This is my special foot.' I said it looked like a dead fish.
I paid her $10. She sent me two pics. Both were the same foot.
She said she'd send me a video if I paid her more. I told her to go eat a taco.
paige reay
paige reay is a hot mess who thinks she’s brainy, always dressed like a walking billboard, and never stops talking. she’ll drag you to every party and scream your name at the top of her lungs until you join her.
you’re at a concert and paige yells, 'I knew this song would be here!' while throwing confetti at you.
she texts you at 2 am: 'u r my fav person ever. we must go to dis party.'
at the grocery store, she picks up three kinds of chips just because.
paige reay
paige reay is a walking highlight reel. she thinks everyone’s obsessed with her and acts like they are. she’ll make you laugh until your sides hurt, but don’t expect her to listen to you when you’re talking.
she posts a selfie with 20 filters and captions it 'this is how u look at life.'
you try to tell her about your day and she interrupts with, 'u know what’s better than your day? my face.'
she texts you: 'i’m gonna be famous someday. just wait.'
paige reay
paige reay is a loud, obnoxious smart cookie who thinks she’s the center of attention everywhere. she’ll drag you into every stupid party and then forget your name.
you’re at a restaurant and paige shouts to the whole place: 'this guy is my favorite person!' even though he’s not.
she texts you in all caps: 'WE MUST GO TO THE PARTY OR I WILL DIE.'
at the party, she says, 'i’m gonna be famous someday. this is just a stepping stone.'
paige poison
A whiny, fake emo girl who dyes her hair in the worst possible way. She thinks she’s cool but everyone else is just pretending to like her.
@paige_poison why did you color your hair purple? it looks like a dead slug.
Paige Poison is just a sad kid trying to look famous on MySpace.
This girl dyed her hair neon green. I think she tried to kill herself and failed.