paige scharf
a human who thinks broccoli is the best food ever, chows down on ass like it's breakfast, and naps for days. sometimes uses horse tranquilizers to get through life.
He took a nap during class and woke up with a full beard.
He ate a sandwich of ass and called it 'a new kind of cuisine.'
He used a horse tranquilizer to calm down after getting yelled at.