paige scharf

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#transvestite#ass-eater#vape war

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a guy who wears dresses like it's a religion, eats ass more than broccoli, and sleeps so much he might as well be dead. also vapes like it's a holy war.
He wore a pink dress to the gym and said it was 'for the soul.'
He ate three sandwiches of ass at lunch and didn't even blink.
He fell asleep during a Zoom meeting and didn’t wake up until Tuesday.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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a human who thinks broccoli is the best food ever, chows down on ass like it's breakfast, and naps for days. sometimes uses horse tranquilizers to get through life.
He took a nap during class and woke up with a full beard.
He ate a sandwich of ass and called it 'a new kind of cuisine.'
He used a horse tranquilizer to calm down after getting yelled at.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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a guy who wears dresses like he’s trying to win a bet, eats ass more than anyone else, and sleeps so much it's like he’s hiding from the world. also vapes like it’s his job.
He wore a dress to a football game and said it was 'for the vibe.'
He ate five sandwiches of ass in one sitting and called it 'a power move.'
He vaped so much during class, the teacher had to call the principal.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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