paige rosenbrook

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a hot girl who will never leave you hanging, even when she's too high to remember your name

You: 'Hey Paige, where are you?' Paige: 'I'm in the bathroom. Also, I just ate a whole pizza.'

Paige texts you at 3 AM with a selfie and a question about why you're single.

She shows up to your exam with glitter on her face and a bag of chips.

the only girl who will help you pass math class by doing all the work while you eat pizza

Paige: 'I did your homework. Also, I added extra cheese.'

She texts you during the test with a photo of her face and the answer to question 5.

You fail the quiz. She passes it for you.

a girl who looks good, talks trash, and still shows up when you need her most

She texts you: 'I'm here. Also, I just got a tattoo of your face.'

You're crying in the hallway. She walks in with a sandwich and a laugh.

She posts a photo of you on Instagram with the caption 'My favorite human.'