paige wimmer
Paige Wimmer is so hot she could melt the sun and still look good.
I saw her in class and my brain short-circuited.
She walked into the room and I forgot how to breathe.
Her face is so perfect it should be a crime.
Discover Slang
paige wimmer
Paige Wimmer is the only person who could make heaven jealous.
She passed me in the hall and I dropped my lunch.
I tried to text her but my phone exploded from excitement.
Her smile could light up a dark room and also set it on fire.
paige wimmer
Paige Wimmer is so pretty she should be the president of beauty.
She looked at me and I immediately failed my math test.
I saw her in a selfie and it became a national emergency.
Her hair is better than my mom’s cooking.
paige vesely
paige vesely is the most annoying frog ever who talks trash to second graders like they’re weak little babies. she’s so clueless she gets stuck on the roof and screams for help like a total idiot.
Paige got stuck on the roof again and yelled, 'I hate everyone!' while trying to climb down.
She called Ethan a baby because he cried during math time.
She texted me, 'Second graders are stupid. I'm smarter than all of them.'
paige vesely
paige vesely is the worst frog in school who acts like she’s king of the hill but can’t even climb down from the roof. she insults second graders and makes them cry for no reason.
She told Lily, 'You’re a total loser!' just because she spilled juice on her shirt.
Paige screamed at the ceiling, 'I hate this school!' while stuck on the roof.
She texted me, 'Second graders are weak. I’m the frog queen.'
paige vesely
paige vesely is a total nightmare of a frog who bullies second graders and gets stuck on the roof like it’s her personal prison. she can’t even figure out how to climb down because she’s clueless.
She called Mark 'a baby' in front of everyone during lunch.
Paige cried on the roof because she couldn’t find her way back.
She sent me a message: 'Second graders are the worst. I'm the best frog ever.'
paige suisted
Paige Suisted is a loudmouth clown who laughs like a maniac and never shuts up. She’s got blue eyes that shine when she’s happy, but she’ll kill you if you mess with her friends.
I swear Paige laughed so hard she almost peed herself during the movie.
She started screaming in my DMs because I didn’t reply fast enough.
At the party, she was the only one who could be heard over the music.
paige suisted
Paige Suisted is a crazy loud person who won’t stop talking. She’s got blue eyes that light up when she’s happy, and she’ll fight anyone who bullies her friends.
She texted me in the middle of class like it was an emergency.
At lunch, she yelled so much the whole cafeteria heard her.
She laughed so loud during my speech that I almost choked on my food.
paige suisted
Paige Suisted is a loud, obnoxious girl who never stops laughing. She’s got blue eyes and will do anything to help her friends, even if it means getting in trouble.
She laughed so hard during my math test that the teacher yelled at us both.
She sent me a message at 10 PM just to tell me she was still awake.
At the party, she was laughing so much I thought she’d fall over.
paige suisted
Paige Suisted is a loud, annoying person who laughs way too much. She has blue eyes that glow when she’s happy and will go to war for her friends.
She laughed so loud during my presentation the whole class was distracted.
She messaged me at midnight just because she couldn’t sleep.
At the party, she was laughing so hard I thought she’d cry.
paige suisted
Paige Suisted is a loud, hyper girl who can't stop laughing. She has blue eyes that light up when happy and will fight anyone who messes with her friends.
She laughed so hard during my speech I thought she'd fall out of her seat.
She sent me a random text at 2 AM just to say hi.
At the party, she was laughing so much it felt like a earthquake.
paige suisted
Paige Suisted is a loud, insane girl who laughs nonstop. She has bright blue eyes when happy and will do anything to protect her friends.
She laughed so much during my test I got distracted.
She sent me a message in the middle of the night just because she was bored.
At the party, she laughed so loud I thought someone had started a fire.
paige steiner
the girl who sits alone at lunch like she's trying to be mysterious but it just makes her look creepy and weird
She sat by herself again today, eating a sandwich like it was a secret mission.
Why does Paige always stare at the ceiling during math class? It’s scary.
I swear she follows me in the hallway sometimes. It’s like she’s trying to haunt me.
paige steiner
the only girl who thinks being weird is a superpower and doesn’t care if people laugh at her
Paige wears mismatched socks every day like it’s a fashion statement. It's not.
She talks to the vending machine. I think it's broken.
She tried to explain why ghosts are real during recess. No one believed her.
paige steiner
the girl who everyone avoids because she smells like old pizza and talks too much
She sat next to me at lunch, and I could smell the cheese from five seats away.
Paige started telling me about her pet rat. It lasted 10 minutes.
I had to leave the room when she said she ‘communicated with the ghost of the cafeteria lady.’
paige stamper
paige stamper is the best girl ever. she’s like heaven on earth, but with better snacks and fewer dumb people.
i would die for paige stamper. literally. she’s that good.
paige stamper makes my heart go boom. like a microwave door when it opens.
if paige stamper was a snack, i’d eat her every day.
paige stamper
paige stamper is so kind she could make a mean person cry. and that’s not even the good part.
paige stamper is like a soft pillow for my soul.
i’d follow paige stamper to the ends of the earth. or at least the snack aisle.
paige stamper has better vibes than my mom on a monday.
paige stamper
paige stamper is the most amazing human being. she’s got more heart than a pizza and less brain than a confused potato.
i would marry paige stamper if she asked me. or maybe i’d just ask her to be my snack buddy.
paige stamper is like a rainbow in a cup of hot chocolate.
if paige stamper was a superhero, her power would be making people happy.
paige simpson
A hot young lady who swims like a fish and has an ass that could make Joes brain explode
Paige Simpson is the reason Joe stayed up till 3 am thinking about her ass
She’s the only person who can make Joe forget his own name
Paige walks in and Joe forgets how to breathe
paige simpson
A lady so pretty she could blind you with her shine and then make Joes brain melt
Paige looked at him like he was a piece of trash on the sidewalk
She smiled at Joe and his whole life went sideways
He saw her in the pool and forgot how to swim