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A hot dog brain who’s got the laughs and the looks to back it up

She’s a paigeball, I laughed so hard I forgot I was getting laid

That guy is a paigeball, he doesn’t even need help to shine

She came in like a paigeball, made me laugh and looked good doing it

the most annoying tiktok user on the planet. they make stupid videos all day. they think tommyinnit is their best friend. they are probably high all the time and still call themselves pog.

i can't stand paige_washere anymore. they posted another dumb video about cereal.

paige_washere dm'd me like 10 times today. it was annoying as hell.

they said tommyinnit is their bestie. i literally laughed until my pants fell off.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

paige_washere

the worst person on tiktok. they make cringe videos and think everyone loves them. they are obsessed with tommyinnit and probably have a mental issue.

paige_washere posted another video about cereal and it was the worst thing ever.

they sent me a dm saying 'u r my bestie' and i wanted to die.

i think they have a mental problem because they keep talking about tommyinnit like he's their actual friend.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

paige_washere

the most useless tiktok user ever. they make stupid videos and brag about it. they are friends with tommyinnit and probably smoke weed all day.

paige_washere posted a video that was literally just cereal and it was the worst.

they dm'd me saying 'we r besties' and i wanted to scream.

i think they smoke weed because they act like they're on a different planet.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

paige.nottfoundd

A mean editor who edits everyone's posts and sometimes she posts so much garbage it makes your eyes bleed.

She edited my tweet to say I was a 'fart in a suit' just because I said I was tired.

She posted 10 tweets about her dog’s butt and called them 'masterpieces'.

She changed my whole essay into a rant about why pineapple belongs on pizza.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

paige.nottfoundd

A trashy editor who edits your stuff and then floods the internet with her own dumb content.

She edited my post to say I was 'the worst' just because I spilled coffee on my shirt.

She posted a 500-word story about her cat’s feelings and called it 'epic'.

She changed my homework into a poem about why socks are the best.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

paige.nottfoundd

A annoying editor who edits your stuff nonstop and then posts her own cringe-filled rants.

She edited my message to say I was 'a sad little frog' just because I said I had a bad day.

She posted 20 tweets about how she hates Mondays and called them 'the worst'.

She changed my essay into a rant about why the sky is blue.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

paige.gen

the annoying little sister of the original moots who still thinks she's cool

Paige. gen is just here to ruin our vibe and post dumb memes.

Why does Paige. gen always tag me in every stupid group chat?

I swear, if Paige. gen says one more thing about her 'vibes,' I'm gonna punch her.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

paige.gen

the original moots' cousin who came to the party and decided to take over

Paige. gen showed up and started acting like she was the main event.

She's not even here, but Paige. gen is still talking about her 'big plans.'

Why does Paige. gen think she's important? She just posted a selfie.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

paige.gen

the original moots' sidekick who thinks she's the main character

Paige. gen keeps showing up like she's the hero of this story.

She claims she's the best, but Paige. gen just posted a boring tweet.

I can't even breathe without Paige. gen interrupting me with her nonsense.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

paige-ish

acting like your significant other is made of glass and you’re the only one who can keep them from shattering

I saw him look at her wrong, and I threw a lamp. It was a fair lamp.

If she eats a burger, I’m going to scream in public.

He tried to text her. I blocked him. And then I cursed his ancestors.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

paige-ish

being so obsessed with your significant other that you think they’re the only person who ever existed

She’s my soulmate. Everyone else is just a distraction.

He changed his hair color. I’m gonna die. Literally.

If he doesn’t text me back in 3 minutes, I’m going to cry and eat pizza.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

paige-ish

acting like your significant other is the only one who matters and everyone else is just trash

If she doesn’t like my friend, he’s not cool anymore.

He got a B on his test. I’m gonna fail him.

She said hello to someone. I insulted them for an hour.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

paige-ish

being so crazy about your significant other that you think they’re the only one who’s ever been cool

She said she liked him. I started a fight with her best friend.

He wore socks. I yelled at him in public.

If he doesn’t text me, I’m gonna die and then come back to haunt him.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

paige-ish

acting like your significant other is perfect and everyone else is just a waste of time

She got a haircut. I called her hair salon and cursed them.

He said he wanted pizza. I screamed at the pizza guy.

If she doesn’t text me, I’m gonna cry in my cereal.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

paige's pussy

A never-ending fountain of wetness that could probably drown a toddler and still be tight enough to make a nun blush.

She walked in and the whole room dropped. Like, literally.

I tried to touch it once. My hand got stuck.

It was so tight I thought it was going to eat me.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

paige's pussy

A smelly mess that smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can and swallows anything you try to put in it.

I tried to kiss her. I got stuck in the black hole.

Her stench could probably knock out a man.

It was so bad, my dog ran away.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

paige witwicki

Paige is a total beast of a girl. She’s sweet but don’t ever think you’re special, she’ll laugh in your face if you treat her bad.

I dated Paige for two weeks and got dumped on Instagram like it was a Tuesday.

My friend asked me why I didn’t ask out Paige, and I said, 'She’s already dating my brother.'

Paige told me to shut up during lunch because I was being annoying.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

paige witwicki

A Paige is a girl who can make your life good or turn it into a nightmare. Don’t mess with her, she’ll eat you alive.

My crush is a Paige, and now I have to walk past her every day and pretend I don’t know her.

I tried to flirt with Paige and got called out by the whole class.

Paige told me I was ‘the worst’ after I spilled soda on her shoes.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

paige witwicki

Paige is like a unicorn, rare, magical, and if you don’t treat her right, she’ll stomp you into the ground.

I asked out Paige and she said yes, but then my friend asked her out too and now I’m confused.

My mom told me to stop being so annoying around Paige because it was making her mad.

Paige gave me a look that could kill during lunch and I didn’t say anything for the rest of the day.

by Slangipedia 21d ago