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paigee
a paigee is a girl who can't stop being in love, even when the guy she's with is a complete dweeb
she’s still madly in love with that dude who left her for his mom
i told her he was a loser and she said 'no he’s my loser'
she’s like a broken record. it’s always 'he’s the one'
paigee
a paigee is a total beast, and everyone knows she's special because her birthday is in may but really, the whole week is just for her
she doesn’t even need to say 'happy birthday', the whole school knows it’s her week
her birthday week is like the Super Bowl of fun
she gets all the attention and we’re just here to enjoy it
paiged
To get fingered by Paige. She doesn't just touch you, she owns you.
My friend got Paiged at the mall and now he's stuck with her for life.
He tried to walk away, but she followed him like a lost puppy.
She gave him the finger and then walked off like she'd won the lottery.
paiged
Paige is an angel from above. She’s so hot that even Satan would ask for her number.
She walks in and every guy drops their phone.
She smiled at me, and I forgot my name.
I saw her in the cafeteria and I dropped my lunch.
paiged
A girl who is cute enough to make your brain shut down. She’s smart, funny, and will laugh at your dumb jokes.
She texted me a meme at 2 AM and I lost my mind.
She asked me if I knew what ‘AF’ meant and I said no.
She called me out in class for eating a whole pizza.
paiged
When someone gets pummeled by Paige because they tried to ruin her day.
He insulted her and now he's got a black eye.
She saw him eating her snack and she tackled him.
He said she was ugly, so she punched his face.
paiged
Paige is the best girlfriend. She’s pretty and doesn’t tolerate nonsense.
She dumped me because I forgot her birthday.
I called her ugly, so she blocked me.
She said yes to my proposal, but only if I bought her pizza.
paiged
Paige is the friend who will laugh at your dumb jokes and make you feel like a million bucks.
She laughed when I fell into a pool.
She texted me in the middle of the night just to say hi.
She called me out for eating my sandwich.
paiged
Paige is so hot that she could make any guy jealous. She’s got a body and a brain.
He saw her in the hallway and forgot his name.
She asked me if I wanted to be her boyfriend, I said yes, obviously.
She texted me during class and I failed math.
paigectual
when you talk about paige like she's the only human worth breathing around, even though leo, zac, ellen, liam, harry, niall, louis, and the friends cast are all still alive
i swear if i hear someone say 'paige is the best' one more time i'm gonna throw my phone at them
she's like a hot dog, everyone loves her but no one knows why
why do you hate paige so much? she’s perfect and you’re just sad
paigectual
when you act like paige is the only person who's ever existed, and everyone else is just a background character
she’s literally the main character of my life, the others are just sidekicks
if she weren’t here i’d probably cry
i know paige is real because i’ve seen her in my dreams
paigectual
when you’re so obsessed with paige that you think she’s the only one who deserves happiness, and everyone else is just a distraction
i wouldn’t even be here if it wasn’t for paige
she’s like my soulmate but better because she knows zac
if i had to choose between paige and my mom, paige wins
paigectual
when you say paige is the best like it’s a religion, and anyone who doesn’t believe in her is cursed
i would die for paige, literally
if i don’t see paige today i’m going to have a meltdown
paige is my god and i will not let anyone else be
paigectual
when you’re so into paige that you think she’s the only one who should ever get a happy ending, and everyone else is just annoying
paige is my true love, the others are just fake
i can’t stand people who don’t like paige
if paige didn’t exist i’d have to create her
paigectual
when you act like paige is the only one who matters, and everyone else is just extra baggage
i don’t even know why i watch friends, it’s all about paige
she’s my everything and the others are just noise
paige is perfect, and everyone else is just trying to ruin her life
paigecournteypeanut
A hot girl who looks amazing and has huge junk. Everyone loves her, and she’s got a tight hole that makes men go weak in the knees. She's the type of girl who could make you cum so hard you'd fall off your chair.
She walks into the room and every guy drops their pants.
My friend tried to hit on her and got rejected by the whole lunch table.
She’s got more friends than I’ve ever had in my life.
paigecournteypeanut
This girl is a legend. She's got huge junk, lots of friends, and a hole so tight it could hold a whole football team. She’s the kind of girl who makes men forget their own names.
She started a trend at school and now everyone wears pajamas to class.
My friend tried to ask her out and ended up being her new best friend.
She's got more drama than my mom on a bad day.
paigecournteypeanut
A girl with huge junk, so many friends she’s got her own group chat, and a hole that could swallow a man whole. She's the best in bed and makes everyone jealous.
She started a fight at the mall just for fun.
My friend tried to text her and got blocked by her dad.
She’s got more selfies than I’ve ever taken in my life.
paigeball
A hot dog brain who's hilarious and looks good while keeping the main event going strong
She’s a paigeball, laughing at my jokes while I’m getting laid
He’s got a paigeball in his life, so he doesn’t even need to try
That girl is a paigeball, she makes me look good and keeps the party lit
paigeball
A meaty head who’s got jokes and looks that make the whole night worth it
This girl is a paigeball, I didn’t even have to work for it
He’s got a paigeball on his arm, so he doesn’t need a date
That chick is a paigeball, she made my night and didn’t even try
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