paigectual

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when you talk about paige like she's the only human worth breathing around, even though leo, zac, ellen, liam, harry, niall, louis, and the friends cast are all still alive
i swear if i hear someone say 'paige is the best' one more time i'm gonna throw my phone at them
she's like a hot dog, everyone loves her but no one knows why
why do you hate paige so much? she’s perfect and you’re just sad
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when you act like paige is the only person who's ever existed, and everyone else is just a background character
she’s literally the main character of my life, the others are just sidekicks
if she weren’t here i’d probably cry
i know paige is real because i’ve seen her in my dreams
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when you’re so obsessed with paige that you think she’s the only one who deserves happiness, and everyone else is just a distraction
i wouldn’t even be here if it wasn’t for paige
she’s like my soulmate but better because she knows zac
if i had to choose between paige and my mom, paige wins
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when you say paige is the best like it’s a religion, and anyone who doesn’t believe in her is cursed
i would die for paige, literally
if i don’t see paige today i’m going to have a meltdown
paige is my god and i will not let anyone else be
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when you’re so into paige that you think she’s the only one who should ever get a happy ending, and everyone else is just annoying
paige is my true love, the others are just fake
i can’t stand people who don’t like paige
if paige didn’t exist i’d have to create her
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when you act like paige is the only one who matters, and everyone else is just extra baggage
i don’t even know why i watch friends, it’s all about paige
she’s my everything and the others are just noise
paige is perfect, and everyone else is just trying to ruin her life
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