Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To get fingered by Paige. She doesn't just touch you, she owns you.

My friend got Paiged at the mall and now he's stuck with her for life.

He tried to walk away, but she followed him like a lost puppy.

She gave him the finger and then walked off like she'd won the lottery.

2

Paige is an angel from above. She’s so hot that even Satan would ask for her number.

She walks in and every guy drops their phone.

She smiled at me, and I forgot my name.

I saw her in the cafeteria and I dropped my lunch.

3

A girl who is cute enough to make your brain shut down. She’s smart, funny, and will laugh at your dumb jokes.

She texted me a meme at 2 AM and I lost my mind.

She asked me if I knew what ‘AF’ meant and I said no.

She called me out in class for eating a whole pizza.

4

When someone gets pummeled by Paige because they tried to ruin her day.

He insulted her and now he's got a black eye.

She saw him eating her snack and she tackled him.

He said she was ugly, so she punched his face.

5

Paige is the best girlfriend. She’s pretty and doesn’t tolerate nonsense.

She dumped me because I forgot her birthday.

I called her ugly, so she blocked me.

She said yes to my proposal, but only if I bought her pizza.

6

Paige is the friend who will laugh at your dumb jokes and make you feel like a million bucks.

She laughed when I fell into a pool.

She texted me in the middle of the night just to say hi.

She called me out for eating my sandwich.

7

Paige is so hot that she could make any guy jealous. She’s got a body and a brain.

He saw her in the hallway and forgot his name.

She asked me if I wanted to be her boyfriend, I said yes, obviously.

She texted me during class and I failed math.