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paily
a stupid boat that sank lower than the Titanic because Alison Lauren Dilaurentis was too dramatic
That boat is paily. It went down so fast, even the Titanic was like, 'Wait, what?'.
My boat sank and became paily because of too much drama.
Paily is just a fancy word for a ship that had no idea how to float.
pailsen
a bunch of pilsens in a pail like it's the last day on Earth and you're drunk
I drank so many pailsen I forgot my own name
My brother poured pailsen into a pail and cried
At the party, we turned the pail into a drinking contest
pailsen
when you put all your beer in one pail like it's a holy ritual
I did my morning prayer with a full pail of pilsen
My mom said I was too loud for the pailsen ceremony
The priest used a pail of pilsen to bless the cat
pailsen
a pail full of beer that makes you forget your problems and your pants
I drank pailsen and fell into a lake
The pailsen was so good I peed on the floor
My friend drank pailsen and talked to my dog
pails
A fancy way to blow smoke up your ass. You use a water bottle and some junk to make it work. It’s like magic, but with weed and bad decisions.
I just used my pail for the first time and felt like I was born again.
My mom caught me doing a pail in her kitchen and lost it.
That pail got me high enough to text my ex at 2 AM.
pails
The cheapest, easiest way to get stoned. It’s like using two soda bottles and some water to make a smoke machine for your brain.
I made my pail out of old soda bottles and it was the best decision ever.
My buddy used his pail at a party and got kicked out.
That pail hit me so hard I forgot my own name.
pails
A rich person who hates seafood, especially prawns. They’re like the kings of allergies.
My uncle is a pail and he screamed at me for eating shrimp.
That pail wouldn’t touch a prawn if it was on fire.
He’s such a pail, he even got mad at the sushi.
pails
When you’re so wasted you can’t think straight. You do stupid stuff and your friends will hate you tomorrow.
I was a pail last night and texted my crush 50 times.
My friend was a pail and tried to dance on a table.
That pail passed out in the middle of the street.
pails
Your butt hole. It’s where all your bad decisions come from.
I just used my pail and it felt like heaven.
My brother called me a pail and I got angry.
That pail is the worst part of me.
pails
A bucket that’s not good at being a bucket. It’s like a failed dream made of plastic.
My pail broke and I cried.
That pail couldn’t even hold water properly.
I tried to use my pail and it was just sad.
pails
A lady’s private parts. It’s where all the fun happens.
My crush has a nice pail and I’m obsessed.
I told my friend about my pail and he laughed at me.
That pail is the best part of me.
pailo
A doctor in India who thinks your pain is just you being lazy
My doctor said my leg hurts because I'm too fat
He told me to run 10 miles or else I'll die
I asked for medicine, and he gave me a lecture on how to live
pailo
A doctor in India who gives you the worst advice ever
He told me to eat more chicken because I had a broken bone
I got a root canal and he said it was just 'a little bit of stress'
He prescribed coffee for my insomnia
pailo
A doctor in India who doesn't care if you live or die
He left me in the hallway like I was a lost sock
I had a fever and he told me to 'just take it easy'
He didn’t even look at my X-ray, he just said 'it’s fine'
pailmate
A person you bang so much you don’t even need a name, just a feeling of soreness and regret.
I’m not dating her. I’m just her pailmate. And it’s complicated.
He’s my pailmate. We only talk when we’re naked.
My boss is my pailmate. We do it in the breakroom. It’s professional.
pailmate
A buddy who lets you use their body like a vending machine, but only when they’re tired.
She’s my pailmate. We do it in the shower. It’s just… happening.
He’s not my boyfriend. He’s my pailmate. And I’m still getting out of the relationship.
I paid for dinner with my body. That’s what pailmates do.
pailmate
A person who gives you sex like it’s a free sample, but only if you shut up.
She says we’re just friends. But I know she’s my pailmate.
He won’t stop messaging me. He thinks he’s my pailmate.
They don’t even need to talk. Just a wink and it happens.
pailmate
A person who gives you sex like they owe you money, but only if you stop being annoying.
He said we’re just pailmates. But I’m still annoyed.
She’s not my girlfriend. She’s my pailmate. And she’s tired of me whining.
I gave him a raise. Now he’s my pailmate.
pailmate
A person who gives you sex like it's their job, but only if you don't ask too many questions.
She said we’re just pailmates. But I still want to know why she’s late every Friday.
He won’t tell me his name. Just calls me ‘pailmate’ and leaves.
They do it in the elevator. It's like a job.
paillus
A guy who lets you lick his balls for no reason
My cousin is a paillus. He let me eat his nuts just to get out of doing dishes.
At the bus stop, this dude called me a paillus because I didn’t throw him a sandwich.
I told my mom I was going to be a paillus when I grow up. She said that meant I’d never own a house.
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