paimonial
something that Paimon does so badly it makes your brain hurt.
Paimonial math made me cry in the middle of class.
That paimonial dance was like watching a goat do the tango.
He did a paimonial spell and turned my pizza into a frog.
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paimonial
when Paimon is involved, and things get weird or just plain stupid.
That paimonial argument made the whole school stop what they were doing.
Paimonial chaos started when he tried to teach my dog calculus.
My mom said I was being paimonial again, which means I'm in trouble.
paimonial
something so Paimon-related it might as well have a personality and a grudge.
That paimonial spell was so bad, even the ghosts were annoyed.
I got in trouble for doing something paimonial at lunch.
My teacher called my homework paimonial, I think that's an insult.
paimonial
when Paimon is around, and everything goes from normal to absolutely ridiculous.
That paimonial test was like being yelled at by a dragon.
I got detention for doing something paimonial during math class.
My friend said my voice was paimonial, I think that means it's annoying.
paimon.coffee
one of my tiktok moots who is so poggers they make my brain explode and I can't stop liking them
@paimon. coffee just did a dance that made me cry
I got triggered by their face
They said 'poop' and I screamed
paimon.coffee
a person on tiktok who is so poggers they should get a medal and I am obsessed with them
I saw their video 10 times today
They made my day
I sent them a heart in the comments
paimon.coffee
a super poggers person on tiktok who I can't stop liking because they are so good
They did a challenge and won
I laughed until my face turned red
They said 'poggers' and it was magical
paiman
The hottest boy in town is so hot he makes your face melt like a bad pizza.
Hey Paiman, you're hotter than my ex and his dad's hair.
Paiman walked into the room and I immediately forgot my password.
My crush is Paiman. He’s like a firework but with more glitter.
paiman
This Persian name means promise, but if you're stupid enough to trust him, he'll probably fart and say 'That was my promise.'
Paiman promised me a pizza. I got a sandwich and a lie.
He said he'd come to the party. He showed up with a bag of chips and a very bad joke.
He promised me 10 bucks. Now I have 5 and a headache.
paiman
Paiman is a silly, gay goofball who wears a mask like he’s trying to hide from his own weirdness.
Paiman ran into the room wearing a chicken mask and a fanny pack. It was glorious.
He came out of nowhere wearing a mask and said 'I am the masked legend.'
I asked him if he was gay, and he said 'Yes, but only on Tuesdays and when it rains.'
paiman
Paiman is a silly name that people think is paimon, but they’re both dumb. Paiman wears blue jackets and masks, plays NA CS:GO like it’s a war, and is from Afghanistan where they also have sand monkeys.
Paiman is the best NA player. I lost to him because he used a chicken as his headshot.
He said he was from Afghanistan and then showed me a picture of a sand monkey wearing a hat.
I asked him why he wore a mask, and he said 'Because my face is ugly and also it's part of my CS:GO strategy.'
paimaan
Paimaan is a jiggly, softie, math geek who’s always in your corner. He cries over homework and sweats like a pig whenever he gets a bad grade.
I failed algebra, and Paimaan cried with me. He said he was gonna fail too.
He tried to do my math homework for me. It took him 3 hours and he got it wrong.
Paimaan is so fat he can’t run from the bus. He just sits there like a sleeping potato.
paimaan
Paimaan is your biggest friend, but also the most annoying one. He’s got a brain full of numbers and will never shut up about it.
He texted me at 2 AM to tell me he solved the equation for prime numbers.
At lunch, he talked nonstop about geometry like it was his job.
Paimaan is so obsessed with math he dreams in formulas.
paimaan
Paimaan is a lazy, goofy, chunk of a person who’s always falling asleep. He eats like a horse and still can’t wake up.
He fell asleep in the middle of my game. I had to punch him awake.
Paimaan ate three burgers for breakfast and still couldn’t get out of bed.
He naps during lunch, dinner, and sometimes during math class.
paimaan
Paimaan is a dumbass who’s always with you. He doesn’t know how to shut up about math, but he’ll still be there when you need him.
He kept talking about angles during my birthday party like it was the most important thing ever.
I got in trouble for not doing homework and Paimaan said he’d do it for me. He didn’t even know what it was.
Paimaan fell asleep at my desk while I was taking a test.
paimaan
Paimaan is the fattest, funniest guy who’ll do anything for you. He’s got a brain full of numbers and will cry over every little thing.
He cried when I told him he failed math. He said it was personal.
He tried to help me with my homework but made it worse. Now I have two problems instead of one.
Paimaan eats so much he can’t even move after lunch.
pailyn
A rare Thai chick name that sounds like (pie-Lin). It means blue sapphire, but also smells like hotel floors in Thailand. Pailyns are usually hot, loud, and will steal your fries.
My cousin is a Pailyn and she kicked my butt at karate.
That Pailyn in class has a voice like a screaming parrot.
I dated a Pailyn once. She was beautiful, but her mom tried to sell me a hotel.
pailyn
A tiny Indian kid who hits drums like they owe him money and can solve math problems in his sleep.
That Pailyn in the band can play the drum set like it's on fire.
My brother’s friend is a Pailyn. He got an A+ without even trying.
The Pailyn at my school beats up calculators for fun.
paily
a piece of junk that sank so low it made the Titanic look like it was floating
My ex's boat is paily. It sank and took her dignity with it.
That ship is paily. I bet it sank because it was too full of drama.
He called his boat paily. It sank, and now he’s stuck in the ocean forever.
paily
the worst ship ever made, so bad it drowned Alison Lauren Dilaurentis
That ship is paily. It was so bad even Alison Lauren Dilaurentis got stolen by it.
Paily is the new word for a ship that’s so bad it took down a whole group of people.
My boat is paily, and I’m not even mad about it.