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pain and suffering inc.

At Pain And Suffering Inc. we don’t care if you’re having the worst day ever

I got fired, my dog died, and my ex sent me a text saying she’s pregnant with my kid

My pizza was cold and I had to listen to my mom yell at the TV

I failed math and my pet goldfish is now a vegan

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pain and suffering inc.

We are Pain And Suffering Inc. and we give zero shits about your problems

You think you’re sad? I’ve seen people cry over expired bread

Your heartbreak is just a side dish to my lunch meat disaster

Your bad day is just a warm-up for my Monday

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pain and suffering inc.

Pain And Suffering Inc. is where your problems go to die

I came in with a broken leg and left with a headache from my mom’s yelling

My anxiety got lost on the way to the office

Your bad day just got a new roommate: me

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pain 'n pleasure

When pain and pleasure crash into each other like enemies at a party. Some people think getting hurt feels good, like it’s a weird kind of high.

My buddy got a tattoo and screamed like he was being stabbed by a gang of squirrels.

She likes getting her nails done with the sharpest claws known to mankind.

He bit through his own lip just to feel alive.

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pain 'n pleasure

A business that gives you a sore ass and a happy heart all at once. Like getting kicked by a donkey and then given a cookie.

That massage place hit me with a hammer and called it a luxury.

The foot spa made my toes cry but I left smiling.

They gave me a facial that felt like being yelled at by a crowd of raccoons.

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pain 'n pleasure

When you take pleasure in pain so much, it’s like your brain is on fire and it’s doing the cha-cha.

She got a hickey that looked like a burn from a dragon’s breath.

He bit his own arm just to prove he could.

They gave him electric shocks and called it a spa day.

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pain 'n pleasure

When pain is your favorite song and pleasure is the beat drop. Some people can’t get enough of both.

She had her hair pulled out like it was a battle for her soul.

He got his ears pierced with a rusty nail and called it art.

They gave him a back massage that felt like being hit by a truck.

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pain 'n pleasure

A fancy way of saying you love getting hurt so much, it’s like your body is doing the twist.

He got his tongue pierced with a knife and said it felt amazing.

She had her eyebrows plucked until they looked like they were in pain.

They gave him a Brazilian wax and called it a gift.

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paimon66666

a gen-shin-freak who makes videos so good they make your brain explode

Paimon66666 made a video about the guy who beats the dragon and it was so good I cried

I watched Paimon66666’s TikTok for 10 hours straight and now my eyes are bleeding

My mom asked me to stop watching Paimon66666 because she thought I was going to die

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paimon66666

the person who edits videos so fast it looks like magic, but with more swearing

Paimon66666 edited my video in 2 minutes and called me a idiot

I asked him to edit my TikTok and he said 'sure' then did it in 10 seconds

He edits videos so fast I think he has a time machine

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paimon66666

a gen-shin-tiktok legend who makes your life miserable with how good his content is

Paimon66666 posted a new video and now my brain is broken

I tried to beat him at editing and he just laughed in my face

His content is so good I think I'm going to start crying every time he posts

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paimonslastmora

She’s the best mutual I’ve ever had. Pretty as hell and she doesn’t talk trash when I’m trying to chill.

She’s my favorite mutual, always respects my vibes.

I love her because she doesn’t nag me.

She’s cool and doesn’t bring drama.

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paimonslastmora

The most chill mutual ever. She looks good and doesn’t mess with my head when I’m trying to be lazy.

She’s the best because she knows when to shut up.

I don’t need drama, she gives me peace.

She’s hot and doesn’t talk s**t.

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paimonslastmora

The only mutual who actually gets me. She looks good and knows when to leave me alone.

She’s the only one who respects my space.

I don’t need noise, she gives me silence.

She’s cute and doesn’t bother me.

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paimonpoe

Paimonpoe is some Instagram artist who draws stuff like Owl House and Madoka. She's okay at it but she’s a huge crybaby who still can't get over Star, whatever that means. Time to grow up and stop whining about people who probably don’t even care.

Why did Star leave me? I asked for more than 5 likes!

I'm not sad, I'm just emotionally unstable.

If you don't like my art, go cry in a corner.

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paimonpoe

paimonpoe is this cute artist who draws all these fan characters but also has 500+ ocs that are way too much. They’re nice, but they will spam you until you beg for mercy.

You didn’t reply to my DMs? I’ll send you 100 ocs.

I’m not mean, I just like making people suffer.

If you don’t follow me, I’ll haunt your dreams.

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