pain 'n pleasure

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When pain and pleasure crash into each other like enemies at a party. Some people think getting hurt feels good, like it’s a weird kind of high.

My buddy got a tattoo and screamed like he was being stabbed by a gang of squirrels.

She likes getting her nails done with the sharpest claws known to mankind.

He bit through his own lip just to feel alive.

A business that gives you a sore ass and a happy heart all at once. Like getting kicked by a donkey and then given a cookie.

That massage place hit me with a hammer and called it a luxury.

The foot spa made my toes cry but I left smiling.

They gave me a facial that felt like being yelled at by a crowd of raccoons.

When you take pleasure in pain so much, it’s like your brain is on fire and it’s doing the cha-cha.

She got a hickey that looked like a burn from a dragon’s breath.

He bit his own arm just to prove he could.

They gave him electric shocks and called it a spa day.

When pain is your favorite song and pleasure is the beat drop. Some people can’t get enough of both.

She had her hair pulled out like it was a battle for her soul.

He got his ears pierced with a rusty nail and called it art.

They gave him a back massage that felt like being hit by a truck.

A fancy way of saying you love getting hurt so much, it’s like your body is doing the twist.

He got his tongue pierced with a knife and said it felt amazing.

She had her eyebrows plucked until they looked like they were in pain.

They gave him a Brazilian wax and called it a gift.