paiman

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The hottest boy in town is so hot he makes your face melt like a bad pizza.

Hey Paiman, you're hotter than my ex and his dad's hair.

Paiman walked into the room and I immediately forgot my password.

My crush is Paiman. He’s like a firework but with more glitter.

This Persian name means promise, but if you're stupid enough to trust him, he'll probably fart and say 'That was my promise.'

Paiman promised me a pizza. I got a sandwich and a lie.

He said he'd come to the party. He showed up with a bag of chips and a very bad joke.

He promised me 10 bucks. Now I have 5 and a headache.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

Paiman is a silly, gay goofball who wears a mask like he’s trying to hide from his own weirdness.

Paiman ran into the room wearing a chicken mask and a fanny pack. It was glorious.

He came out of nowhere wearing a mask and said 'I am the masked legend.'

I asked him if he was gay, and he said 'Yes, but only on Tuesdays and when it rains.'

by Slangipedia 7h ago

Paiman is a silly name that people think is paimon, but they’re both dumb. Paiman wears blue jackets and masks, plays NA CS:GO like it’s a war, and is from Afghanistan where they also have sand monkeys.

Paiman is the best NA player. I lost to him because he used a chicken as his headshot.

He said he was from Afghanistan and then showed me a picture of a sand monkey wearing a hat.

I asked him why he wore a mask, and he said 'Because my face is ugly and also it's part of my CS:GO strategy.'

by Slangipedia 7h ago