paillus

My cousin is a paillus. He let me eat his nuts just to get out of doing dishes.

At the bus stop, this dude called me a paillus because I didn’t throw him a sandwich.

I told my mom I was going to be a paillus when I grow up. She said that meant I’d never own a house.

He called me a paillus in front of my whole class. I still haven’t lived it down.

My brother is a paillus. He bragged about it to everyone at the pizza place.

I got called a paillus by my teacher. She said I was being too loud during lunch.

My friend is a paillus. He let me stay up until 2 AM so he could watch his favorite show.

I told my dad I was a paillus, and he said that meant I got extra dessert every day.

The guy at the gas station called me a paillus because I didn’t pay for my coffee.

My neighbor is a paillus. He let me take a bite out of his nose just to get me to stop yelling.

At the mall, I got called a paillus because I wouldn’t buy him a soda.

My little brother is a paillus. He let me punch him in the gut so he could cry.

I got called a paillus at the movie theater because I didn’t share my popcorn.

My uncle is a paillus. He let me sleep in his bed so he could eat pizza all day.

At the park, this guy called me a paillus because I wouldn’t give him my soda.

I got called a paillus by my teacher because I wouldn’t do my math homework.

My cousin is a paillus. He let me kick him in the shins just to show off.

At the grocery store, this guy called me a paillus because I didn’t say thank you.